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Iv been watching videos of people making eggs.

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 07:41:51 ago (+11/-7)     (whatever)

Why do they not scramble them. Why do so many people like gooey fucking eggs. It’s so gross man. SCRAMBLE THEM YOU ANIMALS. AM I A MINORITY WTF IS GOING ON. WHY DONT YOU GO EAT CUM YOU WEIRD FUCKS.


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[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 0 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 07:43:46 ago (+0/-0)

Sloppy slimy eggs…

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 12:25:31 ago (+1/-0)

will get a bitch choked

[ - ] CRKT_M16Z 0 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 14:22:52 ago (+0/-0)

For reference in case anyone wasn't familiar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4wEyiFZanA

[ - ] Lost_coast 0 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 07:49:24 ago (+2/-2)

Scrambled eggs with Chorizo is the best.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 4 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 12:25:03 ago (+4/-0)

found the beaner. I'm calling ICE!

[ - ] Lost_coast -1 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 12:49:53 ago (+0/-1)*

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 12:54:35 ago (+1/-0)

404

[ - ] Lost_coast 0 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 13:15:24 ago (+1/-1)

Try it now

[ - ] jfroybees 0 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 14:22:16 ago (+0/-0)

Let me guess, the left coast?

[ - ] Lost_coast 0 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 14:24:24 ago (+0/-0)

Nope, the Gulf of America coast

[ - ] registereduser 6 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 07:52:47 ago (+9/-3)

The yolk is for sopping up with biscuits you inbred fuckwit.

That said, Chorizo and eggs is best as @Lost_coast said.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 5 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 12:24:35 ago (+5/-0)

chorizo is a disgusting subhuman meat

[ - ] registereduser -1 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 12:49:24 ago (+0/-1)

Who told you Chorizo means that Jew cock you are sucking?

That is not what Chorizo means.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 12:55:11 ago (+3/-0)

Its beaner slop. found the hidden beaners.

[ - ] CRKT_M16Z 2 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 13:59:39 ago (+2/-0)

Seriously. What's wrong with regular ol' Jimmy Dean? I had never heard of chorizo until I had to hang out with the beaners in the Army and I always associated chorizo as just shitty beaner sausage after that.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 14:01:25 ago (+3/-0)

This. Its disgusting low budget shit.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 14:47:24 ago (+1/-1)

"Jimmy Dean" is corporate meat that's designed to benefit the health exploitation system.

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 2 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 09:28:14 ago (+2/-0)

Also works great as steak dressing for steak & eggs. Over medium - runny (but not too runny) yolk, firm whites.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 4 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 07:57:14 ago (+4/-0)

i like them scrambled and sunny side eggs. doesnt matter to me. the end justify the means in this case which is a happy stomach

[ - ] MayhemInChief 1 point 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 12:45:33 ago (+1/-0)

Hard boiled and deviled eggs too

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 1 point 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 16:35:53 ago (+1/-0)

I can kill a mess of deviled eggs. I'll make myself a couple dozen (we have chickens) just for the fuck of it and have them gone in 2 days minimum. So customizable - but never sweet. Use Miracle Whip or sweet relish (or God forbid both) and you've got a fight if I mistakenly eat one.

Dill, garlic, bacon, red onion, paprika... love the deluxe (fuckin "wypipo don seezun dey fuud"). Gotta have the right mayo/mustard/yoke mix too.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 20, 2025 19:01:32 ago (+1/-0)

Oh youre extra gay

[ - ] Looneyskiprooney 10 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 08:01:44 ago (+11/-1)

You are in the minority.

[ - ] Her0n 5 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 08:07:26 ago (+5/-0)

I poach my eggs. Talk about a pure taste...

[ - ] ImplicationOverReason 0 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 08:31:06 ago (+0/-0)

Eggs...just like balls, yet out of ass.

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 1 point 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 09:29:27 ago (+1/-0)

I'm guessing you're not a soft scramble fan either.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 20, 2025 19:02:10 ago (+1/-0)

If it’s runny at all it’s undercooked.

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 0 points 2 monthsFeb 21, 2025 08:33:44 ago (+0/-0)

If that sentiment carries over to steak we're gonna have to take your man card.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 21, 2025 17:26:23 ago (+0/-0)

Steak doesn’t run

[ - ] ProudRebel 0 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 10:22:39 ago (+0/-0)*

You like rooster cum don't you?

[ - ] TheSimulacra 5 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 10:45:42 ago (+5/-0)

Go eat dried cum you filthy animal.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 12:24:03 ago (+0/-0)

If my eggs are sloppy it makes my butcher knife tremble

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses -1 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 13:06:04 ago (+0/-1)

If they're not fertilized, they're just little placentas.
Once you crack that shell, you're eating chicken afterbirth.
Have a nice day.

[ - ] Love240 5 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 13:44:29 ago (+5/-0)

Chickens lay eggs.
Chickens don't give birth, so there's no 'afterbirth'.
Have a better day!

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 0 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 14:05:16 ago (+0/-0)

tug-tug.

[ - ] CRKT_M16Z 0 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 13:49:38 ago (+0/-0)

Reminds me of Jesco White. He hated "sloppy, slimey eggs".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4wEyiFZanA

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 13:51:20 ago (+0/-0)

Scrambled,over-easy,over-hard? -- In the grand scope of things-does this really matter.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 14:51:11 ago (+0/-0)

Keep the lid on your skillet and the yokes will harden all the way.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2025 15:43:00 ago (+0/-0)

Omelet with herbs, spices, cracked pepper and spinach. Bit of hot sauce, Boom.