What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? - Upgoat

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to Jokes 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 15:40:21 ago (+9/-1) (Jokes)

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 6 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 16:35:07 ago (+6/-0)

Stop dating niggers.

[ - ] WhatColorIsYourTigerCage 1 point 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 23:38:45 ago (+1/-0)

Beat me to it.

[ - ] Whatthefuck 4 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 20:57:33 ago (+4/-0)

What's the first thing a woman should do when she gets home from the domestic violence shelter?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 16:17:47 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2 monthsFeb 15, 2025 00:29:30 ago (+1/-0)

Irrelevant, clearly she doesnt listen well...

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 2 monthsFeb 14, 2025 17:40:59 ago (+1/-1)

Lame, older than time 👎🏻