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Legislators in Ohio and Mississippi are trying to pass a new bill to make ejaculating a felony offense for men to ejaculate without intending to have a baby

submitted by Sleazy to news 3 monthsFeb 13, 2025 20:18:23 ago (+18/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] allAheadFull 6 points 3 monthsFeb 13, 2025 20:44:33 ago (+6/-0)

Ohio State Representatives Anita Somani and Tristan Rader, the authors of the “Conception Begins at Erection Act,” say it’s a tongue-in-cheek means of highlighting the hypocrisy behind moves to regulate women’s bodies.


https://nypost.com/2025/02/13/us-news/ohio-bill-aims-to-make-ejaculating-without-intent-to-conceive-a-felony-costing-16k/

It's leftist rage bait.

[ - ] dalai_llama 7 points 3 monthsFeb 13, 2025 20:59:07 ago (+7/-0)

I was going to say the same thing. But we should just run with it. This means gay tax. Leftists love taxes. Every homo will have to pay 16k a pop and that's two homo's per go so that's 32 grand a squeeze. According to Gallup about 7.5% of the US identifies as faggots, so just assumed 4% of those are the gay dudes. That means of the 350 million people in the US, 14 million are gay dudes. At 16k a day, gays are paying a total of 224 Billion dollars PER DAY. That means that gays will be paying 81.7 TRILLION dollars a year. The possibilities are endless! TAX THE GAYS!

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 3 points 3 monthsFeb 13, 2025 21:32:11 ago (+3/-0)

Anything in the legal system that uses the word "intent" is bait, period.

"I never INTENDED to cum on her tits, I just lost control while trying to make a baby!"

[ - ] allAheadFull 1 point 3 monthsFeb 13, 2025 22:45:34 ago (+1/-0)

Intent can't always be known but it can usually be discerned. Legally, if I throw something in your general direction without trying to hit or intimidate you and it hits you, that's not assault. If I throw something intending to hit you but it misses, that is assault.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 3 monthsFeb 14, 2025 07:44:51 ago (+2/-0)

If passed, I will be put on Death Row

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 3 monthsFeb 14, 2025 08:05:16 ago (+1/-0)

faggot

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 3 monthsFeb 14, 2025 17:59:23 ago (+0/-0)

no u

[ - ] MaryXmas 2 points 3 monthsFeb 14, 2025 06:43:02 ago (+2/-0)

So accidental pregnancy will again be the guys fault?

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 3 monthsFeb 14, 2025 08:06:13 ago (+1/-0)

explain accidental pregnancy

that makes no sense whatsoever

there is no way possible to become pregnant by accident

[ - ] MaryXmas 2 points 3 monthsFeb 14, 2025 14:59:05 ago (+2/-0)

Good catch. Unintended is a better word. Meaning one or more parties would not prefer a child. Holes in condoms, chick didn't take her pill, girl stole the condom and intentionally filled up her puss with semen... Could be a lot of things.

[ - ] RevengeOfNeri 2 points 3 monthsFeb 14, 2025 06:19:09 ago (+2/-0)

Neri is such a wanker they’ll give him a life sentence

[ - ] carnold03 2 points 3 monthsFeb 14, 2025 00:42:01 ago (+3/-1)

Even if enacting something like this was plausible, this would seriously affect homos and porn addicts, so I've no problems with this idea for a law whatsoever.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 2 points 3 monthsFeb 13, 2025 22:03:25 ago (+3/-1)

Good. Make the punishment worse than rape

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 monthsFeb 13, 2025 23:39:04 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Sal_180 1 point 3 monthsFeb 14, 2025 09:21:33 ago (+1/-0)

This will cost me $30k a day

[ - ] GeorgeBailey 1 point 3 monthsFeb 14, 2025 04:41:17 ago (+1/-0)

These people love child sacrifice. They profit from it.

A life begins at conception.

If you terminate that life at any time after conception it is child sacrifice.

It's a human life that you have murdered in cold blood.

This tactic of getting what you want is childish. And I actually think that they should pass this bill because it's unenforceable, but it will completely ban abortion. Their stupidity could be turned into their downfall. Which would protect children from being murdered in the womb.

[ - ] ProudRebel 1 point 3 monthsFeb 14, 2025 02:48:22 ago (+1/-0)

The nearest female should be the one charged and sentenced.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 3 monthsFeb 14, 2025 04:17:16 ago (+0/-0)

Where you live the females ejaculate with the intention of having a baby?

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 3 monthsFeb 14, 2025 02:04:18 ago (+1/-0)

Those corrupt politicians are having a wet dream over this.

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 3 monthsFeb 14, 2025 01:25:59 ago (+1/-0)

1984

[ - ] bohmoonx 1 point 3 monthsFeb 13, 2025 23:24:47 ago (+1/-0)

In Maryland governor Wes Moore wants to make it a tax.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 3 monthsFeb 13, 2025 23:27:07 ago (+0/-0)

How does that work?

[ - ] ZenoOfElea 1 point 3 monthsFeb 13, 2025 23:14:37 ago (+1/-0)

What's this about? Is this spastic leftoids whom wish to murder babies under the guise of 'my body, my choice' trying to protest that by taking that suppose right away from men?

I fucking hate the left so bad, I think it would even shock the goats on this site. And I hate niggers even more than that.

[ - ] Reawakened 1 point 3 monthsFeb 14, 2025 01:05:03 ago (+1/-0)

Good. Good. Now do jews.

[ - ] ZenoOfElea 1 point 3 monthsFeb 14, 2025 01:57:48 ago (+1/-0)

the holocost didn't happen but should have and yet may need to happen.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 3 monthsFeb 13, 2025 23:27:52 ago (+0/-0)

It certainly is. Their lunacy is on full display.