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Dinosaur

submitted by dulcima to Reptiles 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 20:48:54 ago (+32/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/maxi4b.mp4



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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 4 points 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 20:52:43 ago (+4/-0)

I've had my share of croc encounters...full respect for them, but I don't like them

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 22:00:33 ago (+5/-0)

That was a gator, much better temperament compared to crocs. I'm usually pretty comfortable around gators, but big ones like the one in the video inspire a primal fear. That growl, it's almost like you process the sound in the chest instead of the ears. At least they're kind enough to let you know you're too fucking close.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 4 monthsFeb 13, 2025 02:35:07 ago (+0/-0)

To be completely honest with you I know fuck all about the differences between them, I've only been around the Caiman and American crocs, fucking hair trigger mean,I've heard plenty of belly growls, the wildest time in my life was spent with crocs, and the odd yellow boa.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 21:38:31 ago (+1/-0)

Crocs are so gross.

[ - ] calx 0 points 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 22:08:20 ago (+0/-0)

I'd probably shit myself if I ever ran into one. Closest I ever came in the presence of a reptile was a big black snake I almost stepped on in my early 20s. I completely froze. There must be something in our DNA that terrifies us about these slithery things.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 1 point 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 22:12:13 ago (+2/-1)

Yes, we lived alongside dragons, and possibly other dinosaurs as well. That is why we are terrified of them. Jews worship one called YahWeh.
There is no logical explanation for how different cultures all over the world all invented the same magical creature, other than that they were real.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 4 points 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 22:11:22 ago (+4/-0)

Albert Bourlas neck does that same thing.

[ - ] glooper 2 points 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 22:28:22 ago (+2/-0)*

Cocs - 250 million years - https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-c2ad70b9024e24e27efa126a2c4f6856-lq


sneks.... 140 million years old.... https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/cryptidarchives/images/3/38/Lierde_snake_larger.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20211213200322">https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/cryptidarchives/images/3/38/Lierde_snake_larger.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20211213200322



Sharks.... 400 million years old... https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/480/cpsprodpb/15470/production/_105225178_051701038.jpg.webp


Komoto fucking dragons... 350-400 million years... https://bloggeratlarge.com/wp-content/uploads/Crouching-dragon-2.jpg



Wooly mammoths... 150 million - 12,000 years https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/animals/a42708517/scientists-reincarnating-woolly-mammoth/



These monsters still live right along side us... all from the time of dinos, if not dinos themselfs..


For fun:


Pretty sure a few of these fuckers lived along side humans up till about the 40-50's... They were tromping around in massive numbers on the planet from 12 million to 11,00 years ago B Gigantopithecus https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GPYks_GasAAGQUC.jpg

Pretty sure mariners since the 11 century had to fight these damb things that were much larger on occasion, we know the bigs ones still today, eat sperm whales ...they have been around 500 million years or so.. https://assets.iflscience.com/assets/articleNo/71011/aImg/71182/giant-squid-aquarium-l.webp



And there is actually tonnes of evidence that these type of fuckers lived in the "lake monster zone" all around the northern world, till at least the early 1900's They were around for 60 million years. ... https://reactormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/champlain-monster-740x493.jpg


We still have a few dragon bones laying about... Time for a go fund me DNA test?
https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/the-bones-of-the-wawel-dragon-krakow-poland

https://aleteia.org/2019/01/24/a-church-in-italy-preserves-both-the-remains-of-a-saintly-dragon-slayer-and-those-of-the-dragon-he-slayed



[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 23:15:00 ago (+2/-1)

Yeah dinosaur. And when it dies it turns into gasoline. Tell me more retarded crap kikes taught you in school.

[ - ] rzr97 1 point 4 monthsFeb 12, 2025 23:29:36 ago (+1/-0)

Wouldn't it be fun to be able to roar back at it with technology, 100 times deeper and louder and watch it's reaction!

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 4 monthsFeb 13, 2025 01:38:11 ago (+0/-0)

in the pond of your backyard, dulcima?

[ - ] con77 1 point 4 monthsFeb 13, 2025 07:43:44 ago (+1/-0)

People forget those things can sprint!