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[ - ] Trope 0 points 4 monthsFeb 4, 2025 15:21:14 ago (+0/-0)

It doesn’t taste gross. It tastes like sugary chocolate.

You want gross, try Lindt 95% Dark. I love it.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 4 monthsFeb 4, 2025 02:19:23 ago (+2/-0)

shit tastes and feels like compressed cocoa i dont know how you lot eat it

get milka. thats chocolate.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 4 monthsFeb 4, 2025 07:55:10 ago (+1/-0)

get milka. thats chocolate.

Goysloppers only see what's at the candy stand next to the checkouts. They were born into garbage chocolate, its all they'll ever know.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 4 monthsFeb 4, 2025 13:01:21 ago (+1/-0)

well lucky for me milka is owned by the top brand and they dont like competing so you dont actually find it in the chocolate section of the supermarket, its in the 'international' bit with all the curry in a hurry and frey bentos pie tins.

[ - ] Sal_180 2 points 4 monthsFeb 4, 2025 07:11:53 ago (+3/-1)

European chocolate is far better

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 4 monthsFeb 4, 2025 07:53:26 ago (+2/-0)

You enjoy your chocolate without extra bullshit!?

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 2 points 4 monthsFeb 4, 2025 09:37:51 ago (+2/-0)

Fun fact: They leave one door open at the end of the warehouse to call it "pasture raised", but the chickens have never gone outside through choice. Group conditioning. Top experts agree goyslop is most nutritious.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 4 monthsFeb 4, 2025 13:03:31 ago (+0/-0)

what the fuck does 'pasture raised chickens' have to do with chocolate you whiny prick

there is no chicken in chocolate. at least not that i know of. although you fuckin americans come up with some really stupid ideas. like chicken and waffles. shits fowl. geddit?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 4 monthsFeb 4, 2025 13:05:13 ago (+0/-0)

ignores the fact that our foodbank has a load of 'vegemite' flavoured maggi noodles no one wants.

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 4 monthsFeb 4, 2025 09:38:32 ago (+2/-0)

First off, butyric acid is naturally occurring. It can be found in your gut, as it's a fatty acid that is a byproduct of bacteria breaking down dietary fiber. You'll find it in lots of foods, including red meat, sauerkraut, and even vegetable oil.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 8 points 4 monthsFeb 4, 2025 02:36:16 ago (+8/-0)

Here's an extra fun fact. Most people who think they are allergic to chocolate are actually allergic to the beetle that likes to eat cocoa beans. They get ground up with the beans and are in mass produced chocolate

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 3 points 4 monthsFeb 4, 2025 07:00:00 ago (+3/-0)

The most unhealthy thing in chocolate is the sugar they add to it.

[ - ] Prairie 3 points 4 monthsFeb 4, 2025 09:37:47 ago (+3/-0)

"No, no, it's the unfair wages they pay to workers who harvest it!"