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so I'm laying here farting in bed, and I thought "man if I had a gf I couldn't fart right now. should I try to get a GF?"

submitted by anon to AnonTalk 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 09:23:51 ago (+3/-1)     (AnonTalk)

And I decided not to seek a gf because if I couldn't let out a fart after eating some chili twice a year, then that's not worth it.


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[ - ] anon 9506907 3 points 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 09:52:03 ago (+3/-0)

OP is one nasty faggot... Dutch ovens himself then dreams about fucking.

[ - ] anon 3619803 [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 10:00:28 ago (+1/-0)

Nah. The farts don't smell and I open up the back of the blanket so the farts can float away

[ - ] anon 1403657 1 point 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 11:07:23 ago (+1/-0)

Hey! Get outta my head!

[ - ] anon 3680734 2 points 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 10:03:59 ago (+2/-0)

Postwallhelena doesn’t mind if you fart in the bed…

[ - ] anon 1403657 1 point 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 11:06:59 ago (+1/-0)

I hear she dutch ovens herself.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 23:23:23 ago (+0/-0)

I really don’t.

[ - ] CHIRO 6 points 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 10:04:48 ago (+6/-0)

What kind of adolescent shit is this? I usually make it a point to fart in front of girls I'm interested in before I even express my interest so they know what to expect and that I don't give a fuck. You will never deprive me of the simple things in life.

Holding a fart in. What's next? I can't piss as hard as I possibly can to eventually crack the porcelain with my godlike stream? Gtfo.

I could be William Wallace and avoid being drawn and quartered if I just don't fart. And I would fart while screaming FREEEEEDOM.

[ - ] anon 1403657 1 point 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 11:06:34 ago (+1/-0)

Aye! FREEDOM!

[ - ] anon 3619803 [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 27, 2025 03:18:22 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah but I don't want to hear a complaint even once, so meh

[ - ] anon 3336705 3 points 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 10:52:11 ago (+3/-0)

I ate on a pot of beans for three days last week and let a fart that could end a marriage. It was like a 14 second fart and it was putrid and made the house stink for about 45 minutes. She just sprayed Febreze but then it smelled like rain forest with a big pile of shit in it.

[ - ] anon 4107316 0 points 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 10:54:44 ago (+0/-0)

I recommend you purchase some Blunt Spray if this pot of beans is a thing for you.

[ - ] anon 1403657 0 points 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 11:05:51 ago (+0/-0)

If you think biannual chili is equal to a partner, a mate, a lover, and a friend you're all messed up in the head

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 11:41:35 ago (+1/-0)

@gowithit is available or if your really desperate @postwallhelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 23:55:20 ago (+0/-0)

Not for you!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 23:24:40 ago (+0/-0)

Women know you fart. We fart too.

[ - ] anon 4107316 1 point 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 23:26:06 ago (+1/-0)

lies

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3 monthsJan 26, 2025 23:54:54 ago (+0/-0)

I wish it weren’t so.