What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? - Upgoat

What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
submitted by PoundOfFlesh to Jokes 3 monthsJan 20, 2025 22:44:18 ago (+3/-0) (Jokes)

The position of the dirtbag.

bonus - What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 1 point 3 monthsJan 21, 2025 10:38:24 ago (+1/-0)

I think BMWs have been replaced with Teslas.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 3 monthsJan 21, 2025 00:43:23 ago (+1/-0)

Hoovers suck, in a GOOD way

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 3 monthsJan 20, 2025 23:47:47 ago (+1/-0)

harleys both suck and blow at the same time.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 2 points 3 monthsJan 21, 2025 00:08:56 ago (+2/-0)

Just like yo mama.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 3 monthsJan 21, 2025 02:39:29 ago (+1/-0)

thats funny because i know exactly what youre saying and you dont :D