sunshine lemme tell you about a little country called 'straya.
the smaller it is. the harder it wants to kill you. if you can see it, youre generally safe. even the snakes. dont move, and unless that fucker is in a REAL bad mood, it will just go straight past your ass. if it bites you, sit your ass down and dont move a muscle near the bite for two days you can literally walk away. start running for the med kit thats when that shit gets into ya lymph nodes then blood then you fuckoed bucko.
redbacks are a bit overrated, thats just an ice job... funnelwebs however... those cunts fuck you up for life, inject you with a flesh eating bacteria. not in the house but go swim with irukandji. wont see it. wont forget it.
something else that shall remain unmentioned are the exception to the rule. theyre big violent and dangerous and dont fit in the smaller=fuck you up more delta... but i guess its the only native primate we have here. thank fuck they didnt devolve back into gorillas or chimpanzees or we might have had a bigger issue.
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Ah, here they are.
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sunshine lemme tell you about a little country called 'straya.
the smaller it is. the harder it wants to kill you. if you can see it, youre generally safe. even the snakes. dont move, and unless that fucker is in a REAL bad mood, it will just go straight past your ass. if it bites you, sit your ass down and dont move a muscle near the bite for two days you can literally walk away. start running for the med kit thats when that shit gets into ya lymph nodes then blood then you fuckoed bucko.
redbacks are a bit overrated, thats just an ice job... funnelwebs however... those cunts fuck you up for life, inject you with a flesh eating bacteria. not in the house but go swim with irukandji. wont see it. wont forget it.
something else that shall remain unmentioned are the exception to the rule. theyre big violent and dangerous and dont fit in the smaller=fuck you up more delta... but i guess its the only native primate we have here. thank fuck they didnt devolve back into gorillas or chimpanzees or we might have had a bigger issue.