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What does an eagle feather taste like?

submitted by MaryXmas to Fatherhood 5 monthsJan 7, 2025 22:09:27 ago (+10/-0)     (Fatherhood)

This was a question by my 4 year old. He has exotic tastes already. Update: he is no longer identifying as a crab or robot.


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[ - ] Portmanure 3 points 5 monthsJan 7, 2025 22:29:06 ago (+3/-0)

As a father I always tried to give an honest but simple answer without confusing them when they asked me these kinds of questions, and they asked a lot of them. Some were asked out of curiosity, most were asked out of boredom and some were just to be annoying, lol. I would answer this question with, well feathers aren’t food, it will probably taste like paper or cardboard because you’re not supposed to eat feathers or taste them. That’s why you’ve never heard of feather soup or feather sandwiches. But you have heard of feather hats, you’re supposed to wear it not eat it. By this time in my answer they would be getting sleepy which was my intention all along. I sure had fun being a dad. (Are you feeling a bit sleepy now?)

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 5 monthsJan 7, 2025 23:50:13 ago (+0/-0)

They are dreaming of eating feathers and wearing eagle meat on their heads during your explanation.

God bless them kids.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 5 monthsJan 7, 2025 23:26:46 ago (+2/-0)

Depends on how you cook it.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 5 monthsJan 7, 2025 23:05:01 ago (+1/-0)

FREEEDOM!

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 5 monthsJan 7, 2025 22:28:44 ago (+1/-0)

Well? We're waiting!


What did you tell him?

What Does an eagle feather taste like, chicken?

[ - ] MaryXmas [op] 3 points 5 monthsJan 7, 2025 22:47:15 ago (+3/-0)

I said probably like a chicken feather and he can get one from the barn to give it a shot.

Tonights question was "how do you live in a house". On nights like tonight, I really don't know ..

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 5 monthsJan 7, 2025 22:54:01 ago (+1/-0)

Start reading him a Science book.

[ - ] MaryXmas [op] 1 point 5 monthsJan 8, 2025 17:03:15 ago (+1/-0)

We do all types of science projects. He loves them.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 5 monthsJan 8, 2025 17:30:24 ago (+0/-0)

Outstanding! Keep up the GREAT Work!!

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 5 monthsJan 8, 2025 01:28:13 ago (+0/-0)

Does your son have any other weird eating habits? I would keep a close eye on him.

[ - ] registereduser 0 points 5 monthsJan 7, 2025 22:30:04 ago (+1/-1)

You should be gutted in the street for allowing this "muh identify" crap.

[ - ] Reawakened 1 point 5 monthsJan 7, 2025 22:48:23 ago (+1/-0)

Observing it and cosigning it are two very different things. Kids like to pretend. We can pretend with them, but we shouldn't support delusion.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 5 monthsJan 7, 2025 22:49:05 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 5 monthsJan 7, 2025 23:40:57 ago (+0/-0)

He was being facetious.

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy -1 points 5 monthsJan 7, 2025 22:49:04 ago (+0/-1)

must agree

[ - ] Gowithit -1 points 5 monthsJan 8, 2025 11:24:32 ago (+0/-1)

you can buy one.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker -1 points 5 monthsJan 7, 2025 23:01:44 ago (+1/-2)

Why are you posting in fatherhood with a name like Mary? You a troon?

[ - ] MaryXmas [op] 2 points 5 monthsJan 8, 2025 13:57:54 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah, I am a troon.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 5 monthsJan 8, 2025 14:54:10 ago (+0/-0)

Between you and Monica this place is starting to feel like drag queen story hour.

[ - ] MaryXmas [op] 0 points 5 monthsJan 8, 2025 17:05:16 ago (+0/-0)

You know how I like to accept money in brown paper bags and teach kids about how wonderful George Soros is.