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What is the upgoat's final word?

submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 12:59:24 ago (+11/-1)     (archive.is)

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[ - ] yoooooooosh 1 point 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 21:03:53 ago (+1/-0)

"women in particular 'talk about dieting, [and regret] worrying about what their body looked like, or not eating this or not eating that because of diets and trying to look a certain way'"

imagine your woman's last words being I wish I let myself get fat on sweets ahahahaha

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 18:43:56 ago (+1/-0)

dord nobody understand?!

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 17:17:29 ago (+1/-0)

Newfags. If you haven't come back from death, you don't even know what life is.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 3 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 16:24:37 ago (+3/-0)

"Why are you unplugging that?"

[ - ] dassar 2 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 16:22:51 ago (+2/-0)

'Fck you neri. Eat shit!'

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 15:38:59 ago (+2/-0)

The Treasure is buried in th....

[ - ] HelenHighwater 2 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 15:29:20 ago (+2/-0)

"I wish i had taken the vaccine."

At least that's what the media told me I should say,

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 15:18:38 ago (+3/-0)

'My only regret, is that I didn't personally put Queeri's head in the noose'

[ - ] dassar 3 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 16:23:42 ago (+3/-0)

'Hoisted by his own prolapse'.

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 15:06:13 ago (+3/-2)

hic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 14:54:33 ago (+2/-0)

"all jews are demons from hell"

[ - ] calx 3 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 14:24:24 ago (+3/-0)

"Well, that sucked."

[ - ] Bonanza 5 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 13:57:36 ago (+5/-0)

"Fuck off, we're full... Gaaak!!"

[ - ] Spaceman84 5 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 13:35:45 ago (+5/-0)

“Fuck you nigger faggot kikes”

[ - ] CowboyHenk 6 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 13:32:07 ago (+6/-0)

Dial gay!

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 18:46:15 ago (+1/-0)

Is Henk still online somewhere?

[ - ] CowboyHenk 1 point 4 monthsDec 28, 2024 04:51:19 ago (+1/-0)

No idea. Maybe some Belgian goat would know?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 13:20:07 ago (+4/-0)

God damnit, not again!?

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 3 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 13:06:39 ago (+3/-0)

EXCELSIOR!

[ - ] Shitcreek 5 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 13:06:24 ago (+5/-0)

Conspirologist's last words will be "bobs and vagene".

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 3 points 4 monthsDec 27, 2024 13:23:11 ago (+3/-0)

@conspirologist