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Wagie has a scare

submitted by big_fat_dangus to Jokes 4 monthsDec 23, 2024 18:31:55 ago (+18/-2)     (Jokes)

I scared the shit out of one of my wagies at work with this today. Called him into the office, saying I needed to ask him something right away. He shows up wide eyed and clearly worried.

"(wagie), how do we know for sure Santa isn't a jew?"

He says nothing, but stares daggers at me realizing I'm just fucking with him.

"Because Santa goes DOWN the chimney."


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[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 2 points 4 monthsDec 23, 2024 18:34:39 ago (+2/-0)

I think you stopped half way through. Where's the funny part?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 2 points 4 monthsDec 23, 2024 18:47:55 ago (+3/-1)

I estimate roughly half of upgoat glue eaters won't get it.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 3 points 4 monthsDec 23, 2024 20:56:48 ago (+3/-0)

Lol you are such a dick.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 4 monthsDec 24, 2024 01:36:23 ago (+0/-0)

Some kinds go down others the opposite.

[ - ] GreatSatan 1 point 4 monthsDec 23, 2024 18:42:38 ago (+2/-1)

You can get fired for that, goy.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 2 points 4 monthsDec 23, 2024 18:48:29 ago (+2/-0)

Don't threaten me with a good time.

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 4 monthsDec 23, 2024 18:45:49 ago (+3/-1)

No fucking way a Jew is just giving away presents.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 4 monthsDec 23, 2024 18:57:41 ago (+1/-0)

I kek'd a lil

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 6 points 4 monthsDec 23, 2024 19:25:23 ago (+6/-0)

Because Santa gives shit away for free. no jew would ever do that unless its porn

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 0 points 4 monthsDec 23, 2024 20:42:36 ago (+0/-0)

also, y'know being a catholic saint.

[ - ] Trope 2 points 4 monthsDec 23, 2024 21:50:35 ago (+2/-0)

lol can I send you my resume?

[ - ] PostWallHelena -1 points 4 monthsDec 23, 2024 23:20:09 ago (+1/-2)

Im just a fat fuck subordinate to Shaniqua but I name the jew at work.

Oh sure. I totally believe you.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 24, 2024 04:21:46 ago (+0/-0)

bitter old hag is confused and enraged by humor

We know, hagena. We know.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 4 monthsDec 24, 2024 00:46:02 ago (+3/-1)

"I scared my wagie at work"

you really are retarded arent you...

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 4 monthsDec 24, 2024 00:46:06 ago (+1/-0)

Trying way too hard.

[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 4 monthsDec 24, 2024 02:23:28 ago (+1/-0)

i'm not gonna read it because fuck you