My apologies ahead of time for this awful joke. - Upgoat

My apologies ahead of time for this awful joke.
submitted by Puller_of_Noses to Jokes 5 monthsDec 14, 2024 08:05:21 ago (+33/-1) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] oyveyo 7 points 5 monthsDec 14, 2024 08:14:25 ago (+7/-0)

He looks meloncholy.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses [op] 6 points 5 monthsDec 14, 2024 08:42:43 ago (+6/-0)

After they get married, the husband turns into a Honeydew. Honeydew this, honeydew that.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses [op] 3 points 5 monthsDec 14, 2024 08:36:52 ago (+3/-0)

I had a dog named Melon.
Guess what kind of breed?

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 5 monthsDec 14, 2024 13:48:51 ago (+2/-0)

No

No

No

You did Not name your collie melon! LOL!

That's not true. You're just pulling our noses. Hahahahaha!

[ - ] TheNoticing 3 points 5 monthsDec 14, 2024 11:26:51 ago (+3/-0)

I liked it.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 4 monthsDec 15, 2024 03:24:04 ago (+1/-0)

Metoo. Didn't get it straight away but did eventually.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 4 monthsDec 15, 2024 03:25:46 ago (+1/-0)

In the madness before the fall of Voat someone proposed to @PostWallHelena . I forget who but it was very funny.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 4 monthsDec 18, 2024 19:44:17 ago (+1/-0)

Its really hard for me to recall all of my proposals specifically but if you say so. 😆

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 5 monthsDec 15, 2024 02:23:57 ago (+1/-0)

Naw,this forum is ripe with humor.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses [op] 0 points 4 monthsDec 15, 2024 04:48:03 ago (+0/-0)*

Underrated comment! lol

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 5 monthsDec 14, 2024 09:00:17 ago (+2/-1)

Fuck you Neri

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses [op] 5 points 5 monthsDec 14, 2024 09:16:07 ago (+5/-0)

Why did the nigger keep rubbing cantaloupe into his skin?
He wanted the melon in.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 5 monthsDec 14, 2024 09:34:55 ago (+2/-0)

Nice

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 5 monthsDec 14, 2024 10:33:18 ago (+1/-1)

Sic fuck......

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses [op] 2 points 5 monthsDec 14, 2024 11:04:08 ago (+2/-0)

What do you call a bunch of Texans smothered to death with ice cream?
Alamo'd