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If guns are illegal in manhattan how did the ceo get shot?

submitted by GodsNotDead to Jokes 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 16:33:45 ago (+28/-0)     (Jokes)

Another right wing hoax!


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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 9 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 17:16:25 ago (+9/-0)

Dead horse, beaten again.
You should be asking the right question: how do we work to get more of this?
There are a ton of corporate faggots running around thinking they’re in protective custody.
They are not.
They can be taken out and should be taken out.

[ - ] GreenSaint 2 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 21:39:00 ago (+2/-0)

Hey what’s that picture of next to your name

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 5 monthsDec 5, 2024 01:50:03 ago (+1/-0)

That’s Thor’s hammer. There are two versions. This is the earlier, pre-Christian one.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 18:48:59 ago (+2/-0)

Firearms were never illegal in NYC but the last that I knew, and you might have to forgive if I am currently wrong but-

1. Obtain license for firearm purchase(AWB laws apply)

2. Use license to purchase a restricted(?) amount of ammo

3. Keep locked in home

4. You may get a permit TWICE a year to transport it to the range. At no other time can it leave your home.

It was pretty fucked up.

[ - ] yesiknow 4 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 20:06:41 ago (+4/-0)

Go to bar and have a few beers. Go to parking lot behind bar. Smoke a cigarette. Buy gun.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 21:31:54 ago (+0/-0)

I like this bar of yours. My local one has a parking lot, a fence that keeps getting knocked over/destroyed, and an outdoor eating/smoking/drinking area. And the autozone sharing the parking lot. I mostly just see fats filling up in the back when I walk the dog by there. Sometimes there's more than the one motorcycle that's permanently there(I think it's the owner's).

Of course I can buy and carry a gun in 5min legally with no permits needed soo...

[ - ] GodsNotDead [op] 3 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 20:14:15 ago (+3/-0)

And that's the libtard logic that caused NYC to have the most restrictive firearm laws in the universe. Guns (at least some types of guns) are not technically illegal. They cant have certain extensions, cant use standard mags, certain calibers are banned, they cant have muzzle brakes, flash supressors, binary triggers, big scary black extensions, etc. FFS, some guns dont even come with the mags that would make them NYC compliant since those mags were never created, blanket banning all types of guns in the process. But hey, at least you can "legally" buy a gun. But if you're an illegal fuck with a sawed off automatic SBR, than you're in the clear.

1. The license takes anywhere from 18 months to 2 YEARS to get. That's just a grovelling ritual where the state probes your entire life. The license is also contigent on your landlord and friends signing off on you getting a gun through affidavits. Essentially from what i can tell, its a poverty tax since anyone who rents is immediately disqualified.

2. Every ammo purchase comes with its own background check, and the check is run by state police so they can keep track of what you buy. It'd not NICS based, and the state police has access to everything you have ever purchased in perpetuity.

3. SAFE act is bullshit and always has been. It blatantly violates your 4th amendment right. What makes NYC retarded is one can get a conceal carry permit without a gun thanks to the way BRUEN decision and SC turned out. The gun is tied to the CC, but not the other way. Imagine getting a CC permit and not being legally allowed to carry a gun, that's how ass backward the rules are.

4. This was removed after the constitutional ruling about conceal carry. However they use the European model from what I remember where you can only carry to and from designated range areas, with reasonable accommodations for deviation.

At best, one rents permission from the state or city to pretend to own a gun. And if you EVER use the gun for anything like self defense, you are now immediately disqualified from every owning a firearm.

Source: gun owner friends live in that shithole.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 20:01:45 ago (+2/-1)

You can see in the video it’s a zip gun or some other sort of homemade gun made from a pipe.

[ - ] beece 4 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 21:33:16 ago (+4/-0)

No it isn't.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2024 01:25:19 ago (+0/-0)

It's hard to tell exactly what model it is from the video, but it looks like a bog standard, duty-sized, polymer-framed, striker-fired pistol, fitted with threaded barrel and suppressor. Looks kinda boxy and Glockish, maybe a 17 or 47.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 16:41:05 ago (+0/-0)

/me cringes so hard the my vibrations decrease enough to thrust me from the third dimension into the second

[ - ] GodsNotDead [op] 4 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 16:43:51 ago (+4/-0)

The worst part is there’s probably retards in nyc that think being defenseless with no guns and no legal self defense right is somehow fine and dandy

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 2 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 16:51:17 ago (+2/-0)

Redditors are still claiming you have to be a cop or in the army to own a gun and no one else can legally own them.

So yes, we have to kill about 50% of the white population.

[ - ] GodsNotDead [op] 2 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 17:06:39 ago (+2/-0)

They keep changing the definition too, and moving the goalpost

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 19:37:52 ago (+0/-0)

i think whats scarier is that people think youre defenceless without them.

fucksakes.

you had 4 years to use them for what you keep running your mouth about having them for and did...... nothing.

now you want to bitch about not being able shoot random normies. thats something else the world will remember every time you open your mouth with the 'cuck' word.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 18:21:02 ago (+0/-0)

Did they even catch the guy?

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 20:09:53 ago (+1/-0)

He went to starbucks first and bought a bottle of water and left the bottle for DNA, Then he dropped his cell phone at the scene/ Too bad because when you look through United Healthcare and Brian Thompson's arrogance, a referendum of the nation might show more support for the shooter than anyone one else

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 20:51:22 ago (+0/-0)

They ain’t even gonna catch this guy. But supposedly reddit wants you to believe it was a lone gunman.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 19:59:06 ago (+0/-0)

You can see in the video it’s a zip gun or some sort of antique gun.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 2 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 20:48:07 ago (+2/-0)

Is that what it was? I assumed it was just a piece of shit that was jamming after each shot

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 21:28:01 ago (+0/-0)

It's silenced. The silencer also causes problems with the slide if it isn't matched/adjusted for the lower pushback. The guy isn't very knowledgeable about firearms.

[ - ] beece 1 point 5 monthsDec 4, 2024 21:33:37 ago (+1/-0)

No it isn't a zip gun. (Anything worth saying once is worth saying twice:-) It's subsonic ammo.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 5 monthsDec 5, 2024 00:17:48 ago (+0/-0)

"Guns" are NOT illegal in manhattan.