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How scootering can supercharge your child’s development

submitted by paul_neri to Family 6 monthsNov 30, 2024 00:25:34 ago (+2/-0)     (www.kidspot.com.au)

https://www.kidspot.com.au/sponsored/5zbd0RnvSq5bodW0Ux5B/how-scootering-can-supercharge-your-childs-development/?dicbo=v4-1T7QaST-1086836272-1

p.neri owns three (3) kickscooters. A Razor A6 (off which he fell the other day); a Razor A5 (hard tyre); and a Razor A5 air-tyre. He finds kick scootering very relaxing but they can be dangerous bloody things.


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[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 6 monthsNov 30, 2024 00:32:32 ago (+2/-0)

A Razor A6 (off which he fell the other day

they sell a universal training wheel kit for that.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 6 monthsNov 30, 2024 00:43:54 ago (+0/-0)

I'll pay that but...hurtful, damn hurtful.

Seems like I hit a council plug thingy in the footpath. I was looking out for vehicles emerging from houses. A couple stopped their car and came to see if I was alright which was very kind of them. Surprisingly I injured myself less than when I came off the scooter onto grass. It's just luck how we land.

[ - ] Cunty 1 point 6 monthsNov 30, 2024 03:07:42 ago (+1/-0)

Did you start too late in life for it to have any positive effects then Paul?.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] -1 points 6 monthsNov 30, 2024 03:22:57 ago (+0/-1)

Quite the opposite! The positive effects for me are: relaxing and fun. It's like surfing the pavement. Bikes, of which I have three (3), are exhilarating for speed, but you need to be more alert and you have further to fall.

[ - ] Cunty 1 point 6 monthsNov 30, 2024 03:59:54 ago (+1/-0)*

That's because you're gay!.

Do you wear a necktie whilst cruising on your scooter? (Trying not to wet myself whilst imagining that), if so it would be a shame if you had a freak accident and some how flew 30' in the air and got caught on the nape of a lamppost and hung yourself by mistake , see I can be a creative thinker!.

Have a great day Queeri.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 6 monthsNov 30, 2024 04:00:56 ago (+0/-0)

News to me, bro, my wife and many female lovers.

[ - ] Cunty 0 points 6 monthsNov 30, 2024 04:19:13 ago (+0/-0)

Not to the rest of us, your wife can only tolerate you for a week at a time and then kicks you to the shack and you teach the nogs to swim.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 6 monthsNov 30, 2024 04:29:38 ago (+0/-0)

Oh!

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 6 monthsNov 30, 2024 04:33:19 ago (+0/-0)

You are correct on this point "your wife can only tolerate you for a week at a time and then kicks you to the shack". Actually she kicks me to our apartment in the City while she stays at the shack which is where I want to be. Nothing for me to do surrounded by concrete.

[ - ] Cunty 0 points 6 monthsNov 30, 2024 07:51:02 ago (+0/-0)

I guess this is when you're on your posting obsession and the posts become low effort spam?.

You need to be the man, kick her back to the city, she may find a boyfriend and you can join in and satisfy both your sides.

I jest.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 1 point 6 monthsNov 30, 2024 00:58:55 ago (+1/-0)

Scooters are like high waisted jeans. Fat kids don’t ride bikes.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 6 monthsNov 30, 2024 08:13:35 ago (+0/-0)

Scooter your way into the path of a speeding garbage truck

[ - ] Trope 0 points 6 monthsNov 30, 2024 00:55:56 ago (+0/-0)

Oh yea, we had the little aluminum ones in the 90s all across America.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Razor_(scooter)#/media/File%3ARazor_old_a.jpg

I must be misremembering as it says they came out in 2000.