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Zoomers here are upset they can't afford to eat Foie Gras AND collect their Funkopops AND vape. Oh, wisened goats! Post your $3.00 Beans and Rice recipies here to help them out.

submitted by Master_Foo to AskUpgoat 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 16:24:43 ago (+12/-4)     (AskUpgoat)

This recipie is called:
@Master_Foo's 8/10 $3 Beans and Rice for Upgoat Zoomers.

1 cup water.
1 cup instant rice.
1/4th cup Pre-soaked beans or canned.
1 chicken bullion cube.
Pinch salt.
1 TBSP butter.
Paprika to taste.
Garlic powder to taste.
1/4 Hilshire farm sausage.
1/2 cup frozen veggies.

Fry sausage in butter.
When brown, add water and frozen veggies and spices bullion, beans etc.
When boiling, remove from heat.
Add instant rice.
Mix rice.
Let sit covered for 5 minutes to soak in steam.
Fluff with fork.
Eat.

Should be enough to last a couple of meals, so, really, it's $1.50 beans and rice.


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[ - ] Jinglebanger 0 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 18:35:56 ago (+0/-0)

Gen X and Millennials hate your globohomo worshipping asses too. Don't act like this was all the idea of the Z-Boys.

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 18:40:32 ago (+1/-0)

How big is your Funko Pop collection?

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 0 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 19:12:51 ago (+0/-0)

Get real rice, not instant. Also get a rice cooker. Those things rock, saved a ton of time and easy on the electric bill. You can dump in the rice, water and whatever seasoning you want and it gets cooked into the rice.

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 19:17:49 ago (+1/-0)

These are recipies for Zoomers.
Don't complicate things too much for them.
If you make them wash their rice and wait more than 5 minutes to cook it, they will just complain and quit.

[ - ] CHIRO 0 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 19:27:14 ago (+0/-0)*

(1) tuna salad (mix tuna, chopped boiled egg, mayo, and pickles together)

(2) "survival" (pork, rice, and butter, seasoned however you like)

You can usually get a good sized pork loin for relatively cheap [per lb. basis]. Cut it into chops and you could have 8 or 9 meals from a single loin.

Starches are the easy part. Rice and potatoes. I won't hate on instant rice. If you're in a hurry, you can't beat ready in 5 minutes.

It all depends on how far you wanna stretch things and how willing you are to sacrifice your food preferences.

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 19:48:36 ago (+0/-0)

While oven roasted chickens with potatoes and carrots are a good way to go too

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 0 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 20:17:33 ago (+0/-0)

Foie Gras is for assholes.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 20:54:53 ago (+0/-0)

lol @ poorfags like brainlet_foo

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 21:03:10 ago (+0/-0)

NYC Millennials and their insipid whining are fucking infuriating. Spend $500 a month on grubhub and complain that they cannot afford to get an apartment or buy a home.

[ - ] SithEmpire 0 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 21:18:40 ago (+0/-0)

Foie Gras tastes fucking disgusting, not remotely worth the animal abuse required to produce it.

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 21:27:03 ago (+0/-0)

It doesn't matter.
Zoomers can't afford it.
So, they are salty.

[ - ] registereduser 1 point 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 17:15:06 ago (+1/-0)

Instant rice is what faggots use.

Go buy a 20lb bag of rice and get the 98lb. faggot at the store to carry it for you, faggot.

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 17:38:33 ago (+0/-0)

These are zoomers.
They don't have the IQ or the ability to use non-instant rice.

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 18:58:29 ago (+0/-0)

1 cup rice to 2 cups water ratio. Wash rice first till the water starts to become clear. Bring to a boil reduce to a simmer and cover. You can get fancy and add a little real butter, salt, tumeric even.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 20:55:29 ago (+2/-0)

2:1? That's not rice, that's rice pudding.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 20:39:46 ago (+1/-0)

1 cup rice to 2 cups water ratio

your rice sucks.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 21:38:47 ago (+0/-0)

Yea, my go to is half a dozen cardamon pods and couple of whole star anise cloves to the water on top for boiling/ simmering, then when ready remove them and fork in some Himalayan pink salt and cracked black pepper and serve - Ala Fragrant rice.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 4 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 17:04:28 ago (+4/-0)

Just go carnivore 4 pounds of ground beef is about 10 bucks you can live off that add beans and other stuff that's cheap it's a little boring but will get the job done.

49 bench 300 super healthy it works... also fasting helps and makes eating the same stuff easy. Don't eat for 24 hours that 2 pounds of ground for dinner taste great

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 17:17:56 ago (+1/-1)

cheaper if you buy a whole chunk of meat and ground it. potatoes are the most versatile food in the world.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 2 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 17:28:15 ago (+2/-0)

Even cheaper if you buy the whole steer. Have some friends pitch in, and split it. Do all the work and claim the tenderloin for yourself. And strangely @registerededuser is right for once, buy 20lb bag rice and keep it in heavy duty buckets with tight fitting lids. Rice is essentially just a shitty starch, but if you need those funko pops...

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 1 point 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 17:43:13 ago (+1/-0)

Even cheaper if you buy a steer farm and sell of all the other steer to friends and family. Turn a tidy profit and do all the work to claim that juicy tenderloin.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 3 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 17:45:17 ago (+3/-0)

Even better buy Texas, kick out the mexicans, secede.

Yeah, might not make food cheap, bit a mexican free Texas would be priceless.

[ - ] Trope 0 points 5 monthsNov 27, 2024 19:56:26 ago (+0/-0)

My go-to recipe has been:

Thaw a 3lb brick of 73/27 ground beef.
Slice some onions and cook with the ground beef.
Throw in one jar of spaghetti sauce. (Look for no added sugar or seed oil)
Add 4 half tsp of unrefined salt and as much ground red pepper as you like.


Makes at least three very filling meals.