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Best contraceptive

submitted by Conspirologist to Jokes 6 monthsNov 10, 2024 02:20:06 ago (+0/-1)     (Jokes)

Patient - what's the best contraceptive?

Doctor - a glass of water.

Patient - how does it work?

Doctor - you have it instead.


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[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 6 monthsNov 10, 2024 11:41:53 ago (+0/-0)

A full time job that pays moderately well.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 6 monthsNov 10, 2024 09:00:24 ago (+0/-0)

Naked pictures of Hillary Clinton or Joy Behar work well too

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] -1 points 6 monthsNov 10, 2024 09:07:05 ago (+0/-1)

What pervert called her Joy?