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Meet Australia's newest migrant

submitted by dulcima to Australia 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 01:46:39 ago (+32/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/0720ts.mp4



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[ - ] iSnark 11 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 01:59:07 ago (+11/-0)

TRUMP: Hasn't even started his second term, and He's ALREADY Making America Great Again!

[ - ] dulcima [op] 14 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 02:00:54 ago (+14/-0)

He will be deported when I'm Queen Bitch of Australia.

[ - ] Endo_Aryan 6 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 08:57:54 ago (+6/-0)

Deport him on a rocket into the middle of the ocean, thanks πŸ˜™

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 02:04:59 ago (+1/-0)

Well, I hope that when you are elected the "Queen Bitch of Australia", you will be a fair and benevolent ruler. Also, can I hold a high & powerful position in your administration...

[ - ] dulcima [op] 3 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 02:13:04 ago (+3/-0)

Minister for the Deportation of Joyful Warriors. Even Australian ones.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 03:14:28 ago (+1/-0)

Well your Majesty , may I be so bold as to request the honor of serving as Lord High Commisioner on Immigration and Refugees ? I would consider it a great honor and would serve with much vigor.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 08:04:37 ago (+1/-0)

Turgid vigor by the sound of it.

[ - ] con77 3 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 12:00:35 ago (+3/-0)

big word for a florida boy!

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 08:53:15 ago (+1/-0)

But you are

[ - ] deleted 0 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 03:19:51 ago (+0/-0)

deleted

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 15:28:21 ago (+0/-0)

I mean you already got the bitch part down pat.

Now you just need some angry mxn hating cat ladies to vote for you.

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 7 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 04:11:29 ago (+7/-0)

Who dressed a toad in womens clothing?

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 2 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 07:23:37 ago (+2/-0)

It did that all by itself, believe it or not.

[ - ] UncleDoug 7 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 01:49:20 ago (+7/-0)

Praying for another Malaysian Airlines 370 before that thing hits Sydney.

[ - ] dulcima [op] 5 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 01:57:16 ago (+5/-0)

He looks like he'd fit in better with Melbourne πŸ˜‚

[ - ] iSnark 5 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 01:59:46 ago (+5/-0)

Is that where Paul lives?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 4 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 03:49:32 ago (+4/-0)

Paul apparently lives 'down the street' from everywhere in australia.

Somehow he missed the part where its a fucking big country.

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 08:50:55 ago (+3/-0)

He glows hard

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 15:30:25 ago (+2/-0)

Paul apparently lives 'down under every poof' from everywhere in australia.

Fixt

[ - ] dulcima [op] 3 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 02:00:18 ago (+3/-0)

Worse: Somewhere near Canberra.

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 02:01:32 ago (+1/-0)

Isn't that the Capitol?

[ - ] dulcima [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 02:12:22 ago (+1/-0)

Yes.

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 02:17:51 ago (+1/-0)

I used to wear Canberra Rugby shorts...

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 15:33:22 ago (+0/-0)

I've tried to wear aussie shorts but my balls hang out the bottom.

They kept telling me, "oyyyyyy mayyyte yeh gawtah tuckemup inyer arse loyk theese fahkin kant!"

::pointing to queeri::

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 15:42:23 ago (+0/-0)

Right! I started wearing lightweight athletic compression shorts under them. Position-wise, I alternated between 11 & 14, how about you? Are you still active with Rugby?

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 08:50:25 ago (+1/-0)

Capital of sodom if Paul lives there

[ - ] paul_neri -4 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 03:29:53 ago (+1/-5)

Wicked but funny.

[ - ] Cunty 6 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 03:13:18 ago (+6/-0)

@Paul_neri, Queeri, we can hook you up and you will have a friend, thank me later bro!.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 5 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 03:15:49 ago (+5/-0)

I hear wedding bells !

[ - ] Clubberlang -1 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 15:34:29 ago (+0/-1)

Unclebuttplug ::claps in gay::

[ - ] paul_neri -9 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 03:28:56 ago (+0/-9)

You never know the person might be quite a decent human being? I didn't watch the video in toto. You see...that's the thing about our lives. We get around with people like us and never have anything to do with alphabet people, blacks, asians etc but if we did we might get a more reasonable attitude toward some of the peoples of the world?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 06:59:43 ago (+4/-0)

KYS NOW

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 08:52:26 ago (+2/-0)

Mate, you are an alphabet person and your wife is an asian tranny. Stfu

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 5 monthsNov 9, 2024 06:51:32 ago (+0/-0)

Alphabet person, lol, I’m stealing that for everyday use.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 5 monthsNov 9, 2024 09:23:16 ago (+1/-0)

lol I stole it from someone else too

[ - ] dass 1 point 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 14:16:15 ago (+1/-0)

FCK YOU NERI !!

[ - ] Cunty 0 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 04:53:05 ago (+0/-0)

A degenerate, thought you would get on well, I didn't watch more than 3 seconds either but decided that if anyone could use a friend then it was you.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 5 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 05:04:45 ago (+5/-0)

ITS PAUL NERI!!!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 11:09:31 ago (+4/-0)

Amazing that he thinks bright red lipstick makes him look more β€œtogether” ! Lol! 🀑🀑🀑

[ - ] con77 3 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 12:05:34 ago (+3/-0)

I LITERALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD AT THAT!

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 15:38:54 ago (+2/-0)

Delusionally insane and mentally ill.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 5 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 03:10:46 ago (+5/-0)

I think that thing would be grateful to spend 4 years under ANY man

[ - ] con77 0 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 12:02:36 ago (+0/-0)

fukn A !

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 4 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 05:56:43 ago (+4/-0)

He’s not going anywhere. Not one fucking Leftist left America. Thousands have threatened and none have followed through.

[ - ] con77 0 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 12:03:42 ago (+0/-0)

some may have to now with diddy and epstein coming to light

[ - ] con77 1 point 5 monthsNov 9, 2024 13:04:45 ago (+1/-0)

You no come Vietnam

We no want

Pervert go Thailand!

Mao!

[ - ] the_old_ones 4 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 03:21:53 ago (+4/-0)

kill it.

with fire.

[ - ] TALKLOL 3 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 05:35:40 ago (+3/-0)

Don't forget to renounce your citizenship before you go, fag.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 03:48:49 ago (+3/-0)

"Im looking at a tourist visa"

it would be a shame if someone on a tourist visa was caught grooming children.

[ - ] con77 2 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 11:52:02 ago (+2/-0)

$5 says that freak is a serial killer/pedo/rapist

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 06:41:34 ago (+2/-0)

The dark fire will not avail you, flamer of gayness. Go back to the shadow.

You ... cannot ... pass!

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 15:39:59 ago (+1/-0)

Flamer of gayness

πŸ˜† πŸ‘

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 04:49:36 ago (+2/-0)

You know I never thought about it but, let's send all our trash to Australia guys! We'll send nigs, jews, sand niggers, bean niggers and wiggers en masse!

There's plenty of room and those things are just weird enough to fit in with current population.

WHY DIDN'T WE THINK OF THIS BEFORE?

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 15:37:16 ago (+1/-1)

Limeys are like "fahkin Emerrikanz awlweyz tink dey tink ov stoof furst!"

[ - ] con77 0 points 5 monthsNov 9, 2024 13:02:04 ago (+0/-0)

Your aussie is better than your ebonics
I recently have been attempting elderly Asian immigrant

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 5 monthsNov 10, 2024 13:36:33 ago (+0/-0)

[Your aussie is better than your ebonics

Lived there long enough it should be.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 2 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 03:11:35 ago (+2/-0)

Has Mr. Neri weighed in on this ?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 03:50:14 ago (+1/-0)

who cares.

not an aussie.

[ - ] paul_neri -6 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 03:20:25 ago (+0/-6)

I don't respond to smutty comments!

[ - ] con77 1 point 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 11:53:17 ago (+1/-0)

Im sure Australia is thrilled.

[ - ] con77 1 point 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 11:51:09 ago (+1/-0)

WOW! John Wayne Gacy really let himself go!

[ - ] registereduser 1 point 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 07:28:41 ago (+1/-0)

Way to masculine for Australia, never gonna work.

[ - ] Trope 1 point 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 02:28:59 ago (+1/-0)

Oof

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 15:58:44 ago (+0/-0)

It wants to go to australia because it was founded as a criminal penal colony.

[ - ] con77 0 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 11:59:30 ago (+0/-0)

FUKN A !

[ - ] con77 0 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 11:59:16 ago (+0/-0)

do countries allow the obviously mentally ill to emigrate?

[ - ] con77 0 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 11:52:36 ago (+0/-0)

dont let the door hit you in your ugly mangina!

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 15:41:34 ago (+1/-0)

It's a dialated fronthole bigot!

[ - ] con77 0 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 11:51:20 ago (+0/-0)

thats hot!

[ - ] Clubberlang -1 points 5 monthsNov 8, 2024 15:27:21 ago (+0/-1)

Queeri and Unclebuttplug will welcome it with cheeks spread open.