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In case you were wondering... no, ride on lawnmowers cant fly.

submitted by i_scream_trucks to Newsofthestupid 7 monthsNov 1, 2024 07:25:04 ago (+2/-0)     (archive.is)

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[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 7 monthsNov 1, 2024 09:08:29 ago (+2/-0)

Another dream squashed.

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 7 monthsNov 1, 2024 09:31:50 ago (+2/-0)

Many years ago my great grandpa bought the very first riding mower in his community. He had always used horses and mules to work around the farm. He hopped on the mower and took off. There was a huge rose bush in front of him so naturally he told the mower to gee, just like he would have told his horse. The mower didn't gee. Great granpappy drove straight into that rose bush yelling GEE! GEE! HAW HAW YOU DAMN THING HAW!

I think a little shine might have been involved. 🍸πŸ₯‚πŸΉ

[ - ] i_scream_trucks [op] 0 points 7 monthsNov 2, 2024 08:48:19 ago (+0/-0)

bahaha.

i can remember the first time i was able to balance a pushbike for the first time for more than about 30 seconds...

hit 31 seconds and went straight over into a rosebush.

can even tell you to this day whose bike it was and where.

[ - ] drstrangergov 2 points 7 monthsNov 1, 2024 10:35:12 ago (+2/-0)

i disagree. it depends on how good as a driver/bad as a pilot one is.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks [op] 0 points 7 monthsNov 2, 2024 08:45:09 ago (+0/-0)

youd have to be pretty fucking cooked.

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 7 monthsNov 1, 2024 09:46:36 ago (+1/-0)*

"In case you were wondering... no, ride on lawnmowers cant fly."

Yet.

https://pomf2.lain.la/f/le4w5i8.mp4

https://www.flyingmower.com/

[ - ] i_scream_trucks [op] 1 point 7 monthsNov 2, 2024 08:46:30 ago (+1/-0)

well...

shit.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 7 monthsNov 1, 2024 12:23:34 ago (+1/-0)

I almost got kilt day before yesterday on mine. I'm not even kidding. Almost chopped me GD leg off in an accident.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks [op] 1 point 7 monthsNov 2, 2024 08:45:49 ago (+1/-0)

Well then consider this a PSA. Dont try it, be safe, and go home and say hello to ya mum for me.