What do you call a cod with a cape? - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

What do you call a cod with a cape?
submitted by oyveyo to Jokes 6 monthsOct 29, 2024 17:00:50 ago (+10/-0) (Jokes)

superfishal

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 6 monthsOct 29, 2024 17:25:37 ago (+3/-0)

what name did the talent manager give his acting fish.

joe pesce

ill see myself out

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 6 monthsOct 29, 2024 17:26:57 ago (+1/-0)

but before i do, did you hear about the actress who stabbed her husband?

cant remember her name, reece something.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 6 monthsOct 29, 2024 19:41:29 ago (+1/-0)

I am afraid no one will prompt you on this.

Whithersppon?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2024 06:45:19 ago (+0/-0)

yeah swing and a miss on my part. bit off my game yesterday.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 6 monthsOct 29, 2024 22:29:38 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Oz5711 0 points 6 monthsOct 29, 2024 23:27:13 ago (+0/-0)

yeah, stabbed him with a knife if I recall

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 6 monthsOct 30, 2024 00:19:01 ago (+1/-0)

doesnt quite have the same impact 7 hours later ...

witherspoon.

that actually hurt.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 6 monthsOct 29, 2024 17:26:30 ago (+1/-0)

...battered batman?

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 6 monthsOct 29, 2024 17:09:12 ago (+1/-0)

Pretty good. Thanks.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2024 06:47:00 ago (+0/-0)

Eric.

Eric the caped cod.

'ee will get along well with me 'alibut.

Also called Eric.

Dont believe me? Its on 'is fish licence.