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true story from 1978

submitted by con77 to Jews 6 monthsOct 29, 2024 16:27:59 ago (+11/-0)     (Jews)

I was friends with a guy in high school. A jewish mexican guy whose family moved here in the early 70's.

He was fucking wild. A good looking kid whose parents seemed to be upper middle class.

He was sneaking into the port of tampa to trade stolen guns for duffel bags full of weed. At 17!

This was the guy that told me mexico was owned and run by 6 jewish families!

On my 19th birthday his girlfriend and a friend of hers came over and fucked me and my twin. We lived in a rented house on a lake.

About a week later Im sitting at the kitchen table reading the paper and my screen door opens and in walks my buddy. Hes got a gun. A small .32 pocket pistol that hes holding at his side.

He was pissed and said "you fucked her didnt you?". I remained calm and assured him that I didnt lay a hand on her. He was a smart jew boy and believed me. He realized that it had been my brother fucking this cute redneck bitch.

He turned and bolted out the door. I jumped up to follow him but he had disappeared. parked around the corner out of sight. I had no idea which way he went.

I immediately called the redneck beach bar where I knew my brother was with 4 or 5 of our friends. I told him xxxx was on his way down there with a gun! He holds the phone up and announces to the bar that xxxx is on his way there to shoot him.

I hear a bar full of rednecks roar! BRING IT ON! fucking crazy bastards.

In retrospect with dozens of instances of erratic behavior I now realize that xxxx had mental issues. He was smart. and a little crazy.

About a year ago a mutual friend and I considered getting in touch with xxxx. I slept on it and told the friend that xxx was a dangerous person that we should leave alone.

I have a few more stories about this guy that are amusing.


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[ - ] Dindu 1 point 6 monthsOct 29, 2024 21:43:05 ago (+1/-0)

He is the best possible source of Mexican Jewish truth

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 3 points 6 monthsOct 29, 2024 19:10:47 ago (+3/-0)

Find the mexijew. The story must go on

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 29, 2024 19:47:44 ago (+1/-0)

He's a jeweler in Tampa.
But that could just be his Mossad cover.
Or He's a serial killer
He was nuts

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 6 monthsOct 29, 2024 20:02:49 ago (+0/-0)

Makes me wonder what an old gay Japanese jew cello player friend is up to now... I don't mind the homos if they're not overt faggots, some even hating faggots, and to be honest I find it flattering when they hit on me.

Anyways, don't seem mutually exclusive with your compadre.

Now I'm thinking of when I worked for jews doing mostly historical, jewelry, collectibles or instrument listings on eBay. One tried to frame me for their stealing money... I'm a pretty level guy, but when I go off it gets ugly and evil... So I get fired for freaking out on a dude. A week later the place gets raided by a swat team for all our hot merchandise... Surprisingly, stolen Legos junkies load up in shopping carts are worth a hell of a lot

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 29, 2024 21:03:30 ago (+1/-0)

You can't trust a fag
They're mentally ill

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 6 monthsOct 29, 2024 21:08:56 ago (+0/-0)

You're right, but all I'm saying is, if I were gay I'd get more dick than the golden girls

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 30, 2024 09:12:09 ago (+1/-0)

Ooookaaaay

[ - ] deleted 0 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2024 02:00:35 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 6 monthsOct 29, 2024 17:25:24 ago (+2/-0)

Fuck con, 1978 was a great year for me, I was almost fully recovered from a motorcycle accident a year previous and was working as a Hard Rock miner learning about explosives and the proper way to blow things up without making a bigger mess than what was required...fuck I love blowing things up, SEMTEX and C4 really had a positive impact on my life...as for your retarded little friend who's whore girl friend was banging your twin brother and who wanted to be an "arms" dealer, did he by any chance have a broken neck and shattered rib cage at one time, along with a sprained index finger?....seems familiar, like I heard this story before or maybe it's just a common occurrence.

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 6 monthsOct 29, 2024 17:54:23 ago (+2/-0)

Not that I know of

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 6 monthsOct 29, 2024 16:56:12 ago (+1/-0)

'78 ahh, what a great year! I graduated H.S.that year.

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 6 monthsOct 29, 2024 17:00:47 ago (+2/-0)

long hair. bell bottom jeans. platform shoes! at least the music was good.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 6 monthsOct 29, 2024 17:07:38 ago (+1/-0)

Yes Sir, YOU were there! The "platform"shoes reference sealed it.

[ - ] Looneyskiprooney 2 points 6 monthsOct 29, 2024 21:47:08 ago (+2/-0)

Don't forget those polyester big collared Augie shirts.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 6 monthsOct 31, 2024 04:51:10 ago (+1/-0)

Bell bottom jeans and platform shoes?...you guys had it too fucking easy, we were just coming out of the "fur era", Greenpeace terrorists made sure of that by bad mouthing the seal hunt, and the long hair thing, our beastly looks gave credence to the theory that Sasquach was real

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 31, 2024 09:14:05 ago (+1/-0)

I seized the Pacific Peacemaker when I was in that coast guard and was the prize crew with a bosun mate.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 6 monthsOct 31, 2024 18:34:17 ago (+0/-0)

@con77...why in the fuck did you not sink it?

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 6 monthsNov 1, 2024 09:20:53 ago (+1/-0)

A 75' ketch. We arrested the crew. I was just thrilled to be fucking Greenpeace out of a multi million dollar yacht.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 1 point 6 monthsOct 29, 2024 16:40:12 ago (+1/-0)

What's your twin's voat username?

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 29, 2024 16:42:56 ago (+1/-0)

to be honest he became a holier than thou christian and hasnt spoken to me in about 15 years.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 6 points 6 monthsOct 29, 2024 16:44:47 ago (+6/-0)

Tell him to get off his high horse. We all know he fucked xxxx’s girlfriend.

[ - ] con77 [op] 3 points 6 monthsOct 29, 2024 16:46:43 ago (+3/-0)

I fucking laughed out loud at that!

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 29, 2024 17:03:49 ago (+1/-0)

I bump into him rarely. Ill try to remember that. whoo the stories I could tell about my brother! maybe Ill do a few of those.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 6 monthsOct 29, 2024 16:35:39 ago (+4/-0)

Con has a twin!

[ - ] con77 [op] 2 points 6 monthsOct 29, 2024 16:43:25 ago (+2/-0)

we were hellraisers in our youth!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 6 monthsOct 29, 2024 16:43:52 ago (+2/-0)

Ill bet.

[ - ] Dindu 2 points 6 monthsOct 29, 2024 21:41:32 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah I didn't see that coming