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You drive to go drinking, I drink to go driving. WE ARE NOT THE SAME.

submitted by velocityraptor to tellupgoat_based_edition 6 monthsOct 23, 2024 19:54:48 ago (+17/-2)     (tellupgoat_based_edition)

Stop comparing yourselves to me faggots


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[ - ] HelenHighwater 5 points 6 monthsOct 23, 2024 20:11:36 ago (+5/-0)

Where do the chemicals stop, and you begin?

[ - ] Sector2 4 points 6 monthsOct 23, 2024 23:12:51 ago (+4/-0)

We're all one. Chemicals are life.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 5 points 6 monthsOct 23, 2024 20:45:30 ago (+5/-0)

Stop drinking the jew juice.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 7 points 6 monthsOct 23, 2024 21:28:14 ago (+7/-0)

That sounds like the Franzia talking (again).

[ - ] UncleDoug 4 points 6 monthsOct 23, 2024 23:21:21 ago (+4/-0)

Just because you couldn’t moderate your vices, doesn’t mean others can’t.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 6 monthsOct 23, 2024 23:11:54 ago (+2/-0)

To excess, I'd agree. But what is life without state change?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 4 points 6 monthsOct 23, 2024 23:17:42 ago (+4/-0)

I literally had to have three beers in my office just to drive home. The road was a safer place because of it.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 2 points 6 monthsOct 23, 2024 19:58:40 ago (+2/-0)

I am a terrible person. But so are you.

[ - ] bosunmoon 3 points 6 monthsOct 23, 2024 20:03:16 ago (+3/-0)

Doc is gay now he turns wrenches and gargles balls.

[ - ] shitface9000 2 points 6 monthsOct 23, 2024 20:05:48 ago (+2/-0)

yikes

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 6 monthsOct 23, 2024 21:01:30 ago (+1/-0)

Double yikes!

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 6 monthsOct 23, 2024 23:13:36 ago (+1/-0)

Multi-yikes!

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 1 point 6 monthsOct 24, 2024 13:37:14 ago (+1/-0)

Poly-yikes!

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 1 point 6 monthsOct 24, 2024 00:03:34 ago (+1/-0)

You shut up you!

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 1 point 6 monthsOct 24, 2024 00:04:26 ago (+1/-0)

You shut up you!

[ - ] 2Drunk 3 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2024 02:08:18 ago (+3/-0)

I may be a more terrible person than you but I still think the whites are our only hope. Just need other whites to see it. I live in Mexico, so that's my perspective on shit.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2024 05:49:40 ago (+0/-0)

Just watch Pippi Longstocking and you'll be white again.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2024 08:28:49 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks for the RX, dr feelgood! What a pal!

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 2 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2024 01:09:08 ago (+2/-0)

If you drive drunk and willingly put others' lives at risk, you should kill yourself. If you do it on the road I hope you don't take any innocents with you.

If you are larping, kill yourself anyway because you're a faggot.

Has anyone ever come up with a valid arguement against drunk driving?

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 6 monthsOct 24, 2024 02:12:44 ago (+1/-0)

Depending on how you handle alcohol, one beer (IPA) is not going to do shit. Two (2) IPAs and you might feel a little buzz. Three IPAs and it goes away. Never cross that line.

I'd trust a white man who had three beer over a nigger, spic, chink, or street shitters driving someone I cared about.

[ - ] HomerSampson 1 point 6 monthsOct 24, 2024 09:10:08 ago (+1/-0)

I'd like to start an insurance company for drunk drivers. If you're over 30 you should be allowed to drink and drive. But I don't drink and drive I sip and swerve.

[ - ] HomerSampson 1 point 6 monthsOct 24, 2024 06:39:45 ago (+1/-0)

drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2024 13:34:59 ago (+0/-0)

I'd say its a wash. Let's drop the subject, drive on down to the pub, and have a beer or seven.