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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 14:39:57 ago (+3/-0)

First you turn on the oven...

[ - ] SteppingRazor 3 points 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 15:27:39 ago (+3/-0)

Then you find some jews……

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 14:58:42 ago (+1/-0)

Why is my mind jumping to mad TV with John Madden

[ - ] jfroybees 1 point 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 13:40:53 ago (+1/-0)

I made popovers Saturday morning. I stuffed mine with cheesy scrambled eggs, link sausage pieces and ate like a burrito of sorts.

https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/228641/chef-johns-popovers/

I made homemade puff pastry yesterday. You can do almost anything with puff pastry. But it will take time just because it has to be thrown into fridge or freezer several times. I did the quick method, not the traditional french version. I made a combo pasture-raised ground pork and beef meat filling. Have a pan of slavic meat pasties left. Next time I will make a simpler ham and cheese pie with the puff pastry.

https://bakingamoment.com/easy-homemade-puff-pastry-recipe/

For pound cake, I use the Elvis Presley recipe. Gets many compliments.

https://www.saveur.com/article/Recipes/Classic-Elvis-Pound-Cake/

I do add some lemon juice and zest because a little lemon makes it even better.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 14:04:08 ago (+1/-0)

I'm putting on weight on new medication. Elvis cake sounds good

[ - ] jfroybees 0 points 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 14:44:07 ago (+0/-0)

Just stay away from the barbituates and seed oils.

https://www.mercola.com/nutritionplan/index.htm

Don't know which med you are taking, but diet becomes real important if you MUST take the meds/pharms. (I think his table of waist size for height is a wee bit on the "dreamy" side. I do think that consuming food to live is ideal vs live for food. Good homemade pure as you can food will always satiate the body's need, and joy, with lesser amounts.)

Here is something interesting. https://www.healthifyme.com/blog/brown-fat-and-white-fat/

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 14:10:47 ago (+1/-0)

Yorkshire Pudding Recipe

Servings: 8-12
Prep Time: 10 minutes Cook Time: 25-30 minutes Total Time: 35-40 minutes

Ingredients:
1 cup all-purpose flour
2 eggs
1 cup whole milk
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 tablespoons beef drippings or vegetable oil
Instructions:
Preheat the oven to 425°F (220°C).
In a large bowl, whisk together flour, eggs, and milk until smooth. Add salt and whisk until combined.
Let the batter rest at room temperature for 30 minutes to allow the flour to absorb the liquid.
Pour beef drippings or oil into a 9x9-inch baking dish or a 12-cup muffin tin. Place the dish or tin in the oven and heat until the fat is sizzling hot (about 2-3 minutes).
Remove the dish or tin from the oven and pour the batter evenly into the hot fat.
Return the dish or tin to the oven and bake for 25-30 minutes, or until the Yorkshire puddings are puffed and golden brown.
Serve immediately, traditionally with roast beef and gravy.
Tips:
Use high-quality ingredients, including fresh eggs and real butter or beef drippings for the best flavor.
Don’t open the oven door during baking, as this can cause the Yorkshire puddings to collapse.
If using a muffin tin, adjust the baking time to 15-20 minutes.
Leftover Yorkshire puddings can be cooled, stored in an airtight container, and reheated in a toaster oven or microwave.
Variations:
For a more tender and chewy texture, make the batter ahead of time and refrigerate overnight or for up to 3 days.
Experiment with different seasonings, such as paprika or chives, for added flavor.
Enjoy your delicious homemade Yorkshire puddings! 🍴

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 20:45:59 ago (+1/-0)

Vunderbar. More anglos than I thought here

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 14:15:50 ago (+1/-0)

Allrecipes.com have good recipes for basic things.

[ - ] ProudRebel 1 point 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 15:18:46 ago (+1/-0)

I made pumpkin bread two days ago. It came out a little crumbly. My ex told me the mix was too dry. Either too much flour or not enough butter or pumpkin. Still delicious.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 15:57:07 ago (+0/-0)

Excellent. Have a soda bread in the oven. Substituted buttermilk for lemon juice in milk

[ - ] SteppingRazor 1 point 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 15:32:15 ago (+1/-0)

I have many, but here’s a simple no bake cookie recipe that many here probably grew up with. You can use quick oats for a softer cookie or slow cook oats for more fiber

https://www.cookingclassy.com/no-bake-cookies/

[ - ] Fishsticksforever 1 point 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 20:40:19 ago (+1/-0)

Bread is bad mmmkay.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 20:42:29 ago (+1/-0)

I used glutton free flour

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 1 point 6 monthsOct 22, 2024 11:23:13 ago (+1/-0)

Pound cake is easy.
1 lb flour
1 lb sugar
1 lb eggs
1 lb butter
1 lb milk
1 lb baking powder
1 lb salt
1 lb vanilla

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 22, 2024 11:30:11 ago (+1/-0)

That sounds more like C4

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 0 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2024 01:38:16 ago (+0/-0)

No c4 is FOUR lbs chocolate FOUR lbs charcoal FOUR lbs coconut stuffed in a FOUR lbs cat

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 13:50:39 ago (+0/-0)

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_XMSbdalHDQ

Try this bread. Recipe is in the description - click the 3 dots.

[ - ] Sal_180 0 points 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 14:30:53 ago (+0/-0)

Bbc is good. Soda bread is a great one, no proving and you don't even need a bread tin. Only rule is don't over mix the dough

https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/irish-soda-bread

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 15:04:01 ago (+0/-0)

I may go even simpler. Haven't made soda bread in years and baking is not really my forte?

[ - ] Panic 0 points 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 15:06:41 ago (+0/-0)

One of my favorites: Banana Bread. Comes in a package. Add oil, water and one egg plus two bananas. Feeds one for a week.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 15:56:21 ago (+0/-0)

Right on. I prefer zucchini bread thoughever