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Warning to Melbourne goats - Avoid the bowl.

submitted by i_scream_trucks to Australia 7 monthsOct 20, 2024 19:40:48 ago (+5/-0)     (Australia)

If youre thinking of going to any kind of gig at the Sidney Myer.... Went there for the first time Friday night with a permanently wheelchair bound client. just fucking dont. Its an absolute shitshow.

Especially if its with anyone disabled that needs permanent supervision.
The 'on site first come first served' disabled bays are verboten for permit holders, and the 'alternative' is the 10 minute taxi bays around the back. The claim of disabled bays, is at this point in time, just plain a lie to comply with disability legislation.
Literally got bounced around 4 different queues and watched the group we were meant to be lined up with get sent through a different gate. Gate staff had no fucking clue what was going on at any point, until the organiser (not the venue staff) sent people out to throw weight around and ask where guests were.
Venue is now cash free. Bar staff cant figure out how to deal with someone attempting to buy two 5 dollar ponchos with a 10 dollar note. There is absolutely no indication anywhere, that the place does not accept cash for anything.
Dont fucking bother with merch upsales... think my dude paid like $160 and got a fucking coles shopping bag with a 5 dollar fishing hat some stickers and a poster that was completely soaked through and destroyed before the sound check had finished.
The whole 'no bottles, no umbrellas, no backpacks' thing? yeah ignore it. We complied and regretted it the moment we walked in there and saw a sea of umbrellas backpacks and bottles.

Fuck that place. I mean honestly the only real reason any locals know about the place is Carols by Candelight on TV.... and literally every suburb in the city has their own, so why fucking bother at all?

Fucken.... heads would have already rolled if i was still in the same work i used to be... thered already be service contracts up for grabs on linkedin.


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[ - ] dulcima 0 points 7 monthsOct 23, 2024 07:56:06 ago (+0/-0)

Been a long time since I was last there. Carols it was, couple of years before the lockdowns, and even then it was pretty ordinary.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 7 monthsOct 21, 2024 02:37:29 ago (+0/-0)

So who did you intend to see at the Domain?

The Seekers, AC/DC, Paul McCartney, Neil Diamond, Metallica, or Florence and the Machine?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks [op] 1 point 7 monthsOct 22, 2024 10:18:37 ago (+1/-0)

took a disabled client to a gig

[ - ] AnmanIndustries 0 points 7 monthsOct 21, 2024 01:35:33 ago (+0/-0)

I have a better idea. Just don't go near the city. The end.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks [op] 0 points 7 monthsOct 22, 2024 10:19:33 ago (+0/-0)

i actually have managed to avoid it for almost a year. even with this one, its not quite in the city centre... but your point still stands. if it was just me for myself it would have been a hard no.

[ - ] Sector2 5 points 7 monthsOct 20, 2024 22:17:39 ago (+5/-0)

I like how context-free this is. Whatever kind of place that is, don't go there!

[ - ] deleted 2 points 7 monthsOct 20, 2024 23:55:57 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] AnmanIndustries 1 point 7 monthsOct 21, 2024 01:35:12 ago (+1/-0)

There is an in built intelligence test in the way we talk.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 7 monthsOct 21, 2024 00:55:26 ago (+0/-0)

It's a dog's breakfast.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks [op] 0 points 7 monthsOct 22, 2024 10:23:02 ago (+0/-0)

Its perfectly ordinary banter Sector.

Bally Jerry...pranged his kite right in the how's yer father...hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 7 monthsOct 20, 2024 21:57:05 ago (+0/-0)

After reading the title I was thinking, "what? Avoid bowls of ice cream?" LOL

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 7 monthsOct 21, 2024 01:36:46 ago (+1/-0)

Yes just carry the ice cream in your hands