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A Bagel With Cream Cheese

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to Jews 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 23:52:59 ago (+55/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/vqeptd.mp4



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[ - ] observation1 2 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 00:20:05 ago (+2/-0)

Perfect

[ - ] jfroybees 3 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 00:40:09 ago (+3/-0)

No lox with that bagel and schmear?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 01:12:32 ago (+3/-0)

“Schmear”
The jewiest of jew words.

[ - ] drhitler 4 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 05:14:46 ago (+4/-0)

schlemiel is the jewiest of jew words for me.

[ - ] Scyber 1 point 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 10:55:13 ago (+1/-0)

Can't fuhgett dah capers! OY VEY!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 10:35:11 ago (+0/-0)

Oyyyyyy Veyyyy yoo fuhgawt duh pap! Kvetch!

[ - ] puppy528 2 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 00:40:46 ago (+2/-0)

Accurate.

[ - ] dingbat 7 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 00:54:11 ago (+7/-0)

That made me lol 😂

[ - ] rzr97 3 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 02:03:35 ago (+3/-0)

Increasingly jewish.

[ - ] NoRefunds 6 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 06:06:57 ago (+6/-0)

From White guy to Jerry Lewis in 30 seconds

[ - ] Clubberlang 4 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 10:33:42 ago (+4/-0)

Heyyyyy layyydeee!

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 08:10:56 ago (+1/-0)

I found his lack of Lox disturbing.

[ - ] JosephGoebbeIs 3 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 08:26:18 ago (+3/-0)

video of a phone playing a video

Seriously, is this 2010?

[ - ] Clubberlang 5 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 10:31:49 ago (+6/-1)

Yea welcome faggot. Suck it up bitch.

[ - ] JosephGoebbeIs 0 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 11:34:34 ago (+0/-0)

Welcome to what, you aren't the OP.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] -1 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 08:35:18 ago (+1/-2)

AYO JOE GERBILS SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKIN DICK AIIGHT

[ - ] Dingo 1 point 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 11:50:38 ago (+1/-0)

That's no way for a hand model and watch enthusiast to talk!

Also, on a side note, do you have a link for the original?

[ - ] ModernGuilt 1 point 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 12:36:57 ago (+1/-0)

It's on his page, tiktok doxxes you on link shares

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 13:01:27 ago (+0/-0)

Google the guy’s tik tok name. I believe it is “Solensky.”

[ - ] JosephGoebbeIs 0 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 11:33:10 ago (+0/-0)

Grow one.

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 0 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 13:01:34 ago (+0/-0)

30,000 kids want to know more

[ - ] Clubberlang -1 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 10:34:31 ago (+0/-1)

Dis nigga frum qweenz bee dyvurse een encloosive yo!

[ - ] Clubberlang -1 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 10:31:15 ago (+0/-1)

Oyyyyyy Veyyyy dissiz Wai too close tuh clubbahz yiddish oppressionismz! Kvetch!

[ - ] RoBatten 2 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 10:41:20 ago (+2/-0)

Spot on . . . he's had this customer rofl

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 1 point 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 10:50:59 ago (+1/-0)

So damn true.

[ - ] Dingo 1 point 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 11:52:28 ago (+1/-0)

It seems daily bagle consumption has given this person a neuralogical disorder.