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Made a crab robot with the boy.

submitted by MaryXmas to Fatherhood 8 monthsOct 14, 2024 21:50:06 ago (+35/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/bady7u.jpg

You have never seen pure joy until you see a child with a crab robot.


9 comments block


[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 8 monthsOct 15, 2024 08:58:40 ago (+0/-0)

I could color way better than that.


haha, jk. Looks like fun!

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 8 monthsOct 15, 2024 12:00:18 ago (+0/-0)

There's some pretty sweet dinosaur kits out there as well. The scuttle should be pretty sweet.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 8 monthsOct 14, 2024 22:11:22 ago (+2/-1)

Next teach him how to make a large pizza oven.
Large enough to put a Jew inside.
You know, so you guys can make pizzas.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 8 monthsOct 14, 2024 22:27:15 ago (+3/-0)

fucksakes, you are the reason why we cant have nice things.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 8 monthsOct 15, 2024 16:43:50 ago (+0/-0)

Did you notice how you didn't explain what, specifically you are mad about?
Are you mad at making a pizza oven big enough for a Jew?
I fail to see the problem here.

Oh, wait, you are just mad because you are an NPC and that's your script.
You don't know why you are mad, you never even thought about thinking about it.

[ - ] bosunmoon 3 points 8 monthsOct 14, 2024 22:43:51 ago (+3/-0)

We've got actual crabs in my household, thank you very much, and they are terrifying for the kids.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 8 monthsOct 15, 2024 00:05:53 ago (+3/-1)

WHY YO MAMA RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE WITH NO KNICKERS ON

im sorry ill see myself out...

[ - ] Cantaloupe 3 points 8 monthsOct 15, 2024 00:35:28 ago (+3/-0)

That's adorable

[ - ] Peleg 5 points 8 monthsOct 14, 2024 22:35:05 ago (+5/-0)

Good job pops. Those memories will be much better than the pure joy you saw today.