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Oreos are the Crack cocaine of cookies

submitted by SirNiggsalot to ShowerThoughts 8 monthsOct 14, 2024 14:34:22 ago (+4/-0)     (ShowerThoughts)

I rarely eat sweets , but the Mrs bought a package of oreos.
I was only gunna have 2 , I ate half the damn package in the course of an hour.
Would've finished but the Mrs was bitching pretty hard


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[ - ] Sheitstrom 1 point 8 monthsOct 15, 2024 12:24:10 ago (+1/-0)

HYDROX motherfuckers.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot [op] 1 point 8 monthsOct 15, 2024 18:35:34 ago (+1/-0)

I haven't seen those in years.
I liked those better when I was a youff

[ - ] jfroybees 1 point 8 monthsOct 15, 2024 03:48:30 ago (+1/-0)

I forgot the name of the brand but there are these Scottish Ginger cookies that make me an animal. Glad they are very hard to find. Haven't eaten them in 7 years but they are always back there, in my mind.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 8 monthsOct 15, 2024 03:28:10 ago (+1/-0)

They tasted better than I thought they would but I don't eat much sweet stuff 'cos it's bad for you.

[ - ] inaminit 1 point 8 monthsOct 14, 2024 21:23:53 ago (+1/-0)

Hecho en mexico...

[ - ] namefagsrgay 1 point 8 monthsOct 14, 2024 19:46:04 ago (+1/-0)

Something about them is just lacking. The cookie part is so bland.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 8 monthsOct 14, 2024 18:20:32 ago (+3/-0)

Pecan Sandies you coal burning whore! Just tan enough to seem exotic but can pass for white.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 2 points 8 monthsOct 14, 2024 17:25:30 ago (+2/-0)

I was an absolute sugar junkie but I never understood the appeal of Oreos. They taste like overly sweet garbage, even with milk. Likewise Poptarts.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 8 monthsOct 14, 2024 16:25:56 ago (+1/-0)

They were selling deep fried oreo's at a Halloween thing the other night. I didn't try one but everyone said it was good.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 8 monthsOct 14, 2024 16:33:07 ago (+2/-0)

i tried one. they lied.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 8 monthsOct 14, 2024 21:38:10 ago (+0/-0)

It seems gross to me. But I will say, I will do bad, unforgivable things for fried squarsh. lol

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 8 monthsOct 14, 2024 15:35:12 ago (+1/-0)

Crack cocaine is the Oreos of drugs...

[ - ] con77 1 point 8 monthsOct 14, 2024 14:48:55 ago (+1/-0)

Gross

[ - ] DitchPig 4 points 8 monthsOct 14, 2024 14:39:11 ago (+4/-0)

Pure goy slop.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot [op] 0 points 8 monthsOct 14, 2024 14:45:26 ago (+0/-0)

Indeed , but damn they tasted good

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 8 monthsOct 14, 2024 14:37:19 ago (+1/-0)

worst cookie ever.

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 8 monthsOct 14, 2024 15:10:05 ago (+2/-0)

But still better than yellow guava... ;-)

[ - ] FreeinTX 4 points 8 monthsOct 14, 2024 14:37:02 ago (+4/-0)

Crack is better for you.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot [op] 1 point 8 monthsOct 14, 2024 14:45:47 ago (+1/-0)

That is definitely a possibility