Jews make up story about how muslims were going to shoot up their synagogue, but one brave Rabbi fought them off. Turns out, it was all as real as the rollercoaster rides to the ovens and the masterbation machines. - Upgoat

Jews make up story about how muslims were going to shoot up their synagogue, but one brave Rabbi fought them off. Turns out, it was all as real as the rollercoaster rides to the ovens and the masterbation machines.
submitted by Master_Foo to Jews 7 monthsOct 7, 2024 19:55:36 ago (+5/-0) (www.kvue.com)
https://www.kvue.com/article/news/local/church-shooting-fabricated-man-arrested-texas-burnet-county-church-at-the-epicenter/269-d5d85745-596b-42b5-8a85-eee39928af2c

[ - ] HelenHighwater 1 point 7 monthsOct 7, 2024 20:06:46 ago (+1/-0)

If I were there, I would have started shooting with my shotgun, except the barrel is bent 180 degrees and shoots back at me.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 7 monthsOct 7, 2024 20:15:54 ago (+1/-0)

Wait, the masturbation machines aren’t real?
God Fucking Dammit!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 7 monthsOct 8, 2024 00:14:44 ago (+1/-0)

They were real. Poor NosebergShekelman suffered greatly on those five times.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 7 monthsOct 8, 2024 00:14:00 ago (+0/-0)

But it COULD'VE happened oy vey think of the 6 gorillion