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Why do women wear perfume and makeup?

submitted by puremadness to Jokes 7 monthsOct 6, 2024 04:57:54 ago (+0/-0)     (Jokes)

because they're ugly and they smell bad.


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[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 7 monthsOct 6, 2024 09:45:37 ago (+0/-0)

That's a south park joke.

[ - ] puremadness [op] 0 points 7 monthsOct 6, 2024 22:04:23 ago (+0/-0)

A trailer park resident told me it. He had a few more doozies.

What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? Full.

What's the best thing about women? If you flip em upside down, they all look like sisters.

His wife manned the cockpit of the RV with a Pentium II laptop for playing games on... yahoo.
I have seen some things.

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 7 monthsOct 6, 2024 06:00:02 ago (+1/-0)

Predatory instinct for camouflage?

[ - ] Bonanza 0 points 7 monthsOct 6, 2024 07:17:49 ago (+0/-0)

🎯

[ - ] boekanier 2 points 7 monthsOct 6, 2024 05:02:56 ago (+2/-0)

because they feel insecure, they lack self-confidence

[ - ] puremadness [op] 3 points 7 monthsOct 6, 2024 05:05:08 ago (+3/-0)

mines funnier