How do you swat 200 flies at one time? - Upgoat

How do you swat 200 flies at one time?
submitted by Steelerfish to Jokes 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 23:03:07 ago (+25/-0) (Jokes)

Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

[ - ] BulletStopper 4 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2024 03:56:48 ago (+4/-0)

Worlds fastest land animal?

The ethiopian chicken

Know what this is?:

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0244/4503/products/ace-comb-61586_grande.jpg?v=1491586936

47 ethiopians carrying a canoe

And this?:

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c8/e6/d8/c8e6d8bd3b29cbc1f70dd06fc5de68ec.png

ethiopian family portrait.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 6 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2024 02:47:26 ago (+6/-0)

What can a large pepperoni pizza do that a nigger can’t?
Feed a fambly of four!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 7 monthsSep 20, 2024 02:46:39 ago (+1/-0)

Gawd damn!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 13 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 23:04:28 ago (+13/-0)

You know how to starve a whole fambly of nigra? Hide the foodstamps under the work boots

[ - ] Lurkathon9000 1 point 7 monthsSep 20, 2024 22:55:53 ago (+1/-0)

That's a new on for me. Gold.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2024 10:28:52 ago (+0/-0)

But they wouldn't have work boots in the first place.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 7 monthsSep 20, 2024 14:18:20 ago (+0/-0)

What about that one jogger? Didn't he steal boots from a worksite?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 7 monthsSep 21, 2024 00:22:45 ago (+0/-0)

They wear work boots and work clothing, like Carhart. Its been a trend among the monkeys for a long time.