Free bird piping hot - Upgoat

Free bird piping hot
submitted by big_fat_dangus to WhiteBeauty 7 monthsSep 13, 2024 17:21:25 ago (+38/-2) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/x9z753.mp4

[ - ] Pasty 0 points 7 monthsSep 14, 2024 10:40:34 ago (+0/-0)

Plugged dirges is just larping. A real set of lungs can sound the lot.

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 7 monthsSep 13, 2024 21:54:23 ago (+1/-0)

Tiktok has made it so they are figuring out how to thot every kind of content. And I'm not complaining.

Basically since youtube is really run by multi-channel media firms those firms have pivoted to hiring actual strippers and then making the same kind of content they make on youtube but shorter.

I promise these tiktok thots have as much independence as creators on youtube, which is basically zero.

[ - ] con77 2 points 7 monthsSep 13, 2024 21:40:29 ago (+2/-0)

yeeehaaaw!

[ - ] ProudRebel 0 points 7 monthsSep 13, 2024 21:08:06 ago (+0/-0)

All I can think is "I bet she gives amazing head".

[ + ] Pasty

[ - ] Pasty 1 point 7 monthsSep 14, 2024 10:41:42 ago (+1/-0)

Not really when she's only sounding a quarter of the pipes.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 7 monthsSep 13, 2024 20:02:29 ago (+0/-0)

Is that Chelsea (Dame of Drones)?

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 2 points 7 monthsSep 13, 2024 19:21:13 ago (+3/-1)

Sounds like a fire alarm, looks like an STD test

[ - ] aekotra 0 points 7 monthsSep 13, 2024 19:03:59 ago (+2/-2)

Bagpipes are designed to sound like complete trash and they absolutely do. Even the Scottish bizaarly take pleasure in a sound that was deliberately made unnerving.

The idea is that after victory in battle, you collect the bodies of your fallen adversary. You clean and hollow out their bones and send their intestines to the tannery. Out of these, you fashion bagpipes: a war instrument.

In the moments before the next battle, you ensure that your enemy's first exposure to your army is the god-awful sound of your soldiers literally making music with the dead bodies of the last people they defeated. Thus, psychological advantage is obtained.

Bagpipes sound like shit because they're supposed to.

[ + ] registereduser

[ - ] registereduser 1 point 7 monthsSep 14, 2024 00:52:00 ago (+1/-0)

Damn that is cool.

I knew they were intended to grate the enemies nerves, but did not know or forgot about the past enemies guts being components.

Fucking Irish are awesome.

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 7 monthsSep 14, 2024 09:20:39 ago (+0/-0)

That is one of the most epic things i have ever read! Thanks for that tidbit goat!

[ - ] GreatSatan 1 point 7 monthsSep 13, 2024 18:51:16 ago (+1/-0)

It pisses me off how women don’t wear skirts anymore. Fuck bluejeans

[ + ] letsgetit

[ - ] letsgetit 6 points 7 monthsSep 13, 2024 18:54:58 ago (+6/-0)

The mudslimes rub up against them and touch them on mass transit and crowds

[ + ] Peleg

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 7 monthsSep 13, 2024 19:27:47 ago (+2/-0)

Then they need to stay away from niggers and mass transit.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 7 monthsSep 13, 2024 18:13:31 ago (+3/-2)

She looks and acts like a whore. Plot twist: those are reverse bagpipes.

[ + ] ProudRebel

[ - ] ProudRebel 2 points 7 monthsSep 13, 2024 21:09:19 ago (+2/-0)

lol

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 7 monthsSep 13, 2024 18:12:34 ago (+1/-1)

For 1,000 years the bag pipes sounded like shit.
Then Rock and Roll was invented and the Bag Pipes could finally sound epic.
And instead of embracing it, everyone just ignored the Bagpipe's potential.

Honorable Mention: It's a long way to the top if you want to Rock and Roll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-qkY2yj4_A

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 7 monthsSep 13, 2024 18:11:19 ago (+4/-2)

tatts = nasty fukin ho

[ - ] Dingo 3 points 7 monthsSep 13, 2024 18:02:34 ago (+3/-0)

The only thing hotter than that would have been if she did it with an accordian. 🔥🔥

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 7 monthsSep 13, 2024 21:37:54 ago (+2/-0)

Momma's got a squeeze box?

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 7 monthsSep 13, 2024 23:43:18 ago (+1/-1)

In n out n in n out...

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 1 point 7 monthsSep 13, 2024 21:43:39 ago (+1/-0)