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I have a buddy who gets freaked out about bees and once in a while I start pointing at him and say "BeeeeeeeEEee! and he starts running around going crazy and I get my laugh.

I put 2 artificial dragonflies that I got on amazon in my carport. They're about 5 " long and 6" wide.
I havent seen one wasp or mosquito since I put them there!

I found out two years ago I'm definitely not allergic to wasps in about the worst way possible.

Dismantling scaffolding about two stories up, go to remove a 6 FT 'standard', upright steel tube between levels. Heavy, awkward takes a bit of practice to get right every time, will destroy something if you get it wrong.

I get my hands around it at the bottom, as you do that you gotta look at the top of it, lift it directly up, shuffle back and slide it to the deck (or look over the side, and if no one there and muddy, flip it over and spear it as hard as you can into the mud, they're a pain in the arse for labourers to pull out)

Anyhow I go hands on, take the weight, look straight up, and bang motherfuckin wasp gets me right in the middle of the back of the neck.

An inch higher of lift on that standard it was going through a half built wall or on someone's head two floors down. Instead the worst was a sting on my neck and a glove jammed between bits of heavy metal.

I really should write a book. Been a lotta places, seen a lotta stuff. walked on the wild side for too long. BTW I still ride a motorcycle.