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Recruitment Process Denied

submitted by Kozel to Ukraine 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 00:16:57 ago (+45/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/o5ts8m.mp4



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[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 15:07:41 ago (+0/-0)

I guess the fact you all know wtf is going on. Means ur all russian.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 20:55:58 ago (+0/-0)

I'm Ukrainian, bigot.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 7 monthsSep 9, 2024 05:30:48 ago (+0/-0)

not a flex

[ - ] Kozel [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 9, 2024 06:37:22 ago (+0/-0)

whatever, mystery meat.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 14:42:14 ago (+1/-0)

Was that elderly guy slashed?

[ - ] WanderingToast 5 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 13:15:15 ago (+5/-0)

TBH it's getting to a point over there, that if I lived there...

I'd start hunting them

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 18:45:41 ago (+0/-0)

They have to go home sometime.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 13:11:05 ago (+1/-0)

The beatings will continue until morale improves

[ - ] Moravian 2 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 11:07:02 ago (+2/-0)

Is there a part 2?

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 08:28:06 ago (+0/-0)

Cool

[ - ] drhitler 6 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 08:19:38 ago (+6/-0)

Do the police hang back and watch while they do this? because anyone could just claim to be the army and kidnap anyone in broad daylight with no push back, if the police are not with them i very much doubt this is legal.

At least if the police are there you know they are probably genuine army personnel

[ - ] TheYiddler 5 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 08:30:41 ago (+5/-0)

Who is left to be their police?

[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 10:57:54 ago (+1/-0)

you think they don't have ID on them? they're under martial law, if you can't prove who you are you could get mistaken for a saboteur

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 14:46:08 ago (+0/-0)

"mistaken"

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 12:50:03 ago (+1/-0)

You think just because the police or army is present or doing it themselves it's therefore lawful? Is 'legal' or 'lawful' the criterion for you? Good fucking luck.

[ - ] mikenigger 0 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 22:01:34 ago (+0/-0)

have you been living under a rock? they've been under martial for over two years

their mobilization laws are not unique, pretty much every country has them

but i know what you're hinting at, that if push comes to shove someone else should die for your sorry ass

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 7 monthsSep 9, 2024 05:30:15 ago (+0/-0)

tmw you get forced to fight for neo-nazis because the tv told you the russians are always bad.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 05:43:09 ago (+3/-0)

NO! NO! LEAVE ME ALONE! I REALLY WANT TO VOLUNTEER! THE TV TOLD ME YOURE WINNING! WHAT? WHY CANT YOU UNDERSTAND ME? IM SCREAMING AS LOUDLY AND SLOWLY IN AMERICAN AS I CAN NOW WHEN CAN I SHOOT RUSSIAN COMM.... WAIT I DONT WANT TO SHOOT COMMUNISTS IM ON THE WRONG BUS LET ME OFF

[ - ] Eric_Cartman 6 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 03:16:34 ago (+6/-0)

And all Eu gleefully claps for this war.

[ - ] NoRefunds 5 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 09:37:01 ago (+5/-0)

Grab those politicians, see how badly they kick and scream

[ - ] BulletStopper 26 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 01:47:06 ago (+26/-0)*

Strangers trying to kidnap you to take you away to be killed?

Lethal force. If they're close enough to punch, they're close enough to stab. Get off the X and never, ever let them get you into the van.

If every time these fucks went out to put the habeus grabbus on some guy, they knew that they stood a pretty good chance of getting stabbed?
They'd soon go find something else to do.

Stab enough of them, they stop coming.

https://www.coldsteel.com/safe-maker-ii/
Lightweight, easily concealable, wear around your neck for easy access by either hand.

Here you go. Everything you need to know in about 30 pages.
https://archive.org/details/knife-fighting-techniques-folsom-prison

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 5 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 10:05:13 ago (+5/-0)

Yes. They are offering rewards. Money to wives to sell their husbands too.

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 15:09:47 ago (+1/-0)

Then stab that bitch too. And don't forget to get the money.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 14:42:57 ago (+0/-0)

Women would do it too, free short term gain as far as they're concerned.

[ - ] Hobama 2 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 12:55:57 ago (+2/-0)

Best pretend initially to go along then stabby stab.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 1 point 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 15:19:12 ago (+1/-0)

Or go through with it until they're on the battlefield, then switch sides and kill the pro-jew officers.

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 17:38:41 ago (+0/-0)

What I don't get is even if they do manage to get you on the bus what is the plan? The second they give me a gun I'm using it, and I'm not going to bother marching to the front line first.

Why would you give a gun to someone who wants you dead? And if someone conscripts me to fight in their bs war I'm going to want them dead. I am not a coward.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 18:36:17 ago (+0/-0)*

By not giving you any ammo until you're sitting in the hole, facing the Russians. Then they stay well behind you.

(Because of their habit of randomly blowing a gasket and developing "Sudden Jihadi Syndrome", whenever we were training Afghanis, team members always stood behind the firing line, each watching his section of the line, with the understanding that if any of them started to turn and "broke the 90 degree plane" with the bolt closed, the closest instructor would kill him on the spot, no questions asked. And they knew it too.)

[ - ] mikenigger -4 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 10:55:39 ago (+0/-4)

january 6th boomer tier thinking, you're gonna get shot in the face like that stupid cunt in the capitol

[ - ] namefagsrgay 5 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 11:33:40 ago (+5/-0)

Yea... We're all going to survive this war like a Hollywood movie 🙄

We're all fucking dead men walking or cowards. Which one are you you fucking nigger faggot? Just gonna live forever while your kids suffer? Fucking faggot.

[ - ] mikenigger 0 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 21:40:27 ago (+0/-0)

a boomer tier chimpout will get you killed, you're too retarded to mount a serious response

deal with it

[ - ] Whatthefuck 1 point 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 11:31:16 ago (+1/-0)

Better to kill the pigs than have to fight the orcs.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 14:43:30 ago (+1/-0)

Ashlii Babbitt never died.

[ - ] mikenigger 0 points 7 monthsSep 7, 2024 22:02:21 ago (+0/-0)

keep telling yourself that

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 7 monthsSep 8, 2024 12:56:27 ago (+0/-0)

You can see the guy turned his whole torso to the left just before firing. Where was the massive blood spray?