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No gun, no problem.

submitted by registereduser to Suicide 9 monthsSep 2, 2024 19:27:25 ago (+1/-5)     (Suicide)

So you don't have a gun, no problem. Just find some pipe like that stuff coming out of the drier. Hook it up to the tail pipe of your car and put the other end inside the car. Roll up the windows, have some drinks and get drunk. When you're pretty good and sloshed, take the rest of the booze and go sit in the car, start the motor and listen to some tunes.


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[ - ] inaminit 0 points 9 monthsSep 2, 2024 21:00:29 ago (+0/-0)

Why not think of the poor bastards who have to take care of your sorry ass since they can't just leave you there to rot and feed the flies... Inconsiderate POS.

[ - ] registereduser [op] 0 points 9 monthsSep 2, 2024 22:17:31 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, my first post was better by far. One should leave a horrible mess that requires multiple people to clean up.

That said, all methods should be discussed here.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 9 monthsSep 2, 2024 21:18:20 ago (+0/-0)

Feed yourself to a bear with cubs.
or
Get as far as you can shooting up a synagogue.

Anything else is cowardly.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 9 monthsSep 2, 2024 21:48:52 ago (+0/-0)

When you swim in the ocean splash as hard as you can and when you see sharks swim towards them splashing

[ - ] beece 0 points 9 monthsSep 3, 2024 12:05:14 ago (+0/-0)

Damned EV's

[ - ] registereduser [op] 0 points 9 monthsSep 3, 2024 12:35:08 ago (+0/-0)

Those chargers run on 240, I'll make a post on that if I remember or don't get too lazy.

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 1 point 9 monthsSep 2, 2024 20:23:37 ago (+1/-0)

Why dont you suicidal cunts take out a high priority jew or 2 on your way out.

[ - ] Kozel 3 points 9 monthsSep 2, 2024 19:40:11 ago (+3/-0)

no u

[ - ] HelenHighwater 3 points 9 monthsSep 2, 2024 19:51:42 ago (+3/-0)

Anyone who leaves their dead body for loved ones to find is a fucking coward asshole.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 9 monthsSep 2, 2024 20:04:43 ago (+3/-0)

No, be a man and beat yourself to death with a baseball bat.
Loser.

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 9 monthsSep 2, 2024 20:00:10 ago (+3/-0)

Odds of living out the rest of your life with enough brain damage to be unable to try again are too high.