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Darkies, dear sir.

Niggers.

'Land Shark' is ya mates golden retriever. (Its meant to be a cutsie designation, for an actual vicious piece of shit pure carnivore theyre called 'pitties/staffies' 'fucken cunts' or 'should be put down, and the dog with him')

'White pointers' are tits.

'Great White Shark' is a retired american with a big mouth who used to play golf in australia... a long fuckin time ago. hes about as relevant and australian these days as fucken whats his face... 'thats not a knife'

Drop Bears.... yeah we dont talk about them.

tl;dr if the niggers suddenly stop going through your shit or fucking their children (er... too long to explain, think what bonobo monkeys do when literally anything out of the ordinary happens) and scatter in the middle of the night... its a drop bear. hide yo vegimite, hide yo goon bags, run like fuck in the same direction the niggers scattered... it may or may not be safer than staying where you are. theyll both fuck you up, but if you follow the blacks, youre definitely not going to run straight into the little fucker. well, thats provided that you managed to catch sight of a relatively less drunk one before all youre stuck with its the guy that giggles and threatens to cut the toes out of your shoes...

just keep an eye on the 'smeagol' of the group. theres always one nearby 'keeping watch'

goon wine is the vb of wine. you dont get it for the taste, you get it because you usually get a freebie of some sort (with goon, its the aforementioned pillow) with VB its like a... shitty trucker cap or a stubby holder... and its a cheap chuck.