[ - ] __47__ 1 point 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 12:23:24 ago (+1/-0)
Gray I'm not telling you what to do however at some point the alcohol will turn on you. Don't be me. In recovery but had the shakes, vomiting, severe anxiety keep it up and it will come for you too.
at the very least go professional, check out 'OnlyUseMeBlade' and just... do that. SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTSSHOTSSHOTSSHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTSSHOTSSHOTSSHOTS
I did too. Until I needed a shot first thing in the morning to calm my anxiety down. When I'd black out trip and wake up on the floor with bruises. Also just stopping isn't an option when you're long term. Withdrawals can kill you.
That being said I'll always love the idea of an ice cold shot of northern European vodka.
HAHA GRAYDRAGON IS A KEN DOLL. COMES IN A DIFFERENT BOX.
'at least it doesnt come in a box'
clearly, good sir, you have never had a problem finding somewhere comfortable to sleep in the great urban outdoors after a light soiree with the local indigenous inhabitants of such fine places to visit such as Alice Springs.
tl;dr you dont ever doubt the usefulness of 'goon bags' - they get you fucked up drunk and you get a free pillow and youll end up meeting new "friends"
You're talking about drop bears, aren't you? Or sharks. I heard sharks in Australia will go up on land and kick your ass. But maybe that's only after you fuck them.
'Land Shark' is ya mates golden retriever. (Its meant to be a cutsie designation, for an actual vicious piece of shit pure carnivore theyre called 'pitties/staffies' 'fucken cunts' or 'should be put down, and the dog with him')
'White pointers' are tits.
'Great White Shark' is a retired american with a big mouth who used to play golf in australia... a long fuckin time ago. hes about as relevant and australian these days as fucken whats his face... 'thats not a knife'
Drop Bears.... yeah we dont talk about them.
tl;dr if the niggers suddenly stop going through your shit or fucking their children (er... too long to explain, think what bonobo monkeys do when literally anything out of the ordinary happens) and scatter in the middle of the night... its a drop bear. hide yo vegimite, hide yo goon bags, run like fuck in the same direction the niggers scattered... it may or may not be safer than staying where you are. theyll both fuck you up, but if you follow the blacks, youre definitely not going to run straight into the little fucker. well, thats provided that you managed to catch sight of a relatively less drunk one before all youre stuck with its the guy that giggles and threatens to cut the toes out of your shoes...
just keep an eye on the 'smeagol' of the group. theres always one nearby 'keeping watch'
Wow. I think drop bears might be related to our bigfeet. Big bastards. Hairy. Smell like a swamps asshole. They're mostly harmless, they mostly just fuck with campers then stalk off into the night giggling. But if you get between one and their little one they'll find pieces of you all over the woods. That's what happened to d.b. cooper. Samsquank got him.
You see them a lot at music festivals, people walking around with a bag of wine and sharing it with strangers. If you sip it you gotta slap the bag.
Oh, and trust me when I say this, I've made some really poor choices when I was young, dumb, and full of cum. I didn't even know standards were a thing until I was 25. Done more than my fair share of hoggin' too.
goon wine is the vb of wine. you dont get it for the taste, you get it because you usually get a freebie of some sort (with goon, its the aforementioned pillow) with VB its like a... shitty trucker cap or a stubby holder... and its a cheap chuck.
[ + ] __47__
[ - ] __47__ 1 point 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 12:23:24 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] i_scream_trucks
[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 13:28:49 ago (+1/-0)
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTSSHOTSSHOTSSHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTSSHOTSSHOTSSHOTS
[ + ] GrayDragon
[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 1 point 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 05:23:20 ago (+1/-0)
But I really LOVE drinking.
[ + ] __47__
[ - ] __47__ 0 points 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 11:21:36 ago (+0/-0)
That being said I'll always love the idea of an ice cold shot of northern European vodka.
[ + ] PostWallHelena
[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 11:34:50 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] GrayDragon
[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 5, 2024 05:22:12 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] RMGoetbbels
[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 11:20:47 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] Drstrangestgov
[ - ] Drstrangestgov 5 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 12:06:05 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] __47__
[ - ] __47__ 4 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 12:19:36 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] pickingrinninspittin
[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 1 point 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 13:10:36 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] i_scream_trucks
[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 10:47:09 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] i_scream_trucks
[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 10:47:55 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry
[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 11:40:03 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] Drstrangestgov
[ - ] Drstrangestgov 2 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 12:01:27 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] i_scream_trucks
[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 12:45:15 ago (+1/-0)
'at least it doesnt come in a box'
clearly, good sir, you have never had a problem finding somewhere comfortable to sleep in the great urban outdoors after a light soiree with the local indigenous inhabitants of such fine places to visit such as Alice Springs.
tl;dr you dont ever doubt the usefulness of 'goon bags' - they get you fucked up drunk and you get a free pillow and youll end up meeting new "friends"
[ + ] Drstrangestgov
[ - ] Drstrangestgov 1 point 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 12:55:09 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] i_scream_trucks
[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 13:19:27 ago (+0/-0)*
Niggers.
'Land Shark' is ya mates golden retriever. (Its meant to be a cutsie designation, for an actual vicious piece of shit pure carnivore theyre called 'pitties/staffies' 'fucken cunts' or 'should be put down, and the dog with him')
'White pointers' are tits.
'Great White Shark' is a retired american with a big mouth who used to play golf in australia... a long fuckin time ago. hes about as relevant and australian these days as fucken whats his face... 'thats not a knife'
Drop Bears.... yeah we dont talk about them.
tl;dr if the niggers suddenly stop going through your shit or fucking their children (er... too long to explain, think what bonobo monkeys do when literally anything out of the ordinary happens) and scatter in the middle of the night... its a drop bear. hide yo vegimite, hide yo goon bags, run like fuck in the same direction the niggers scattered... it may or may not be safer than staying where you are. theyll both fuck you up, but if you follow the blacks, youre definitely not going to run straight into the little fucker. well, thats provided that you managed to catch sight of a relatively less drunk one before all youre stuck with its the guy that giggles and threatens to cut the toes out of your shoes...
just keep an eye on the 'smeagol' of the group. theres always one nearby 'keeping watch'
[ + ] Drstrangestgov
[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 14:44:56 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry
[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 13:13:49 ago (+0/-0)
Oh, and trust me when I say this, I've made some really poor choices when I was young, dumb, and full of cum. I didn't even know standards were a thing until I was 25. Done more than my fair share of hoggin' too.
[ + ] i_scream_trucks
[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 8 monthsSep 1, 2024 13:26:33 ago (+1/-0)