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Any military history dorks here? I’d like to poke fun of ourselves and

submitted by DailyTacos to whatever 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 05:57:56 ago (+0/-0)     (whatever)

Relive our in-depth solutions to the eastern front before we realized Halder and company sabotaged the thing?

“If only Hitier listened to his Generals”


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[ - ] con77 3 points 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 06:00:46 ago (+3/-0)

General Patton said we fought the wrong people.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 2 points 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 06:01:59 ago (+2/-0)

He didnt die innthe accident either. They killed him in the hospital

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 07:40:28 ago (+1/-0)

Kinda stupid and unrelated, but I wound up in a massive table-top war game. They had war game level hills with trees and things. Because I was brand new, I was assigned a tiny light cavalry unit. To determine outcomes during engagements, competing players rolled two six-sided die, higher the better. I somehow kept rolling 10s, 11s, and 12s. I routed most of the board with my shit cavalry. Weeeeee!

[ - ] DailyTacos [op] 1 point 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 05:58:46 ago (+1/-0)

At ourselves*

[ - ] DailyTacos [op] 0 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 04:41:15 ago (+0/-0)

I’m very limited when I schizo post at night. It’s always limited if I’m being honest. It think it’s too late to improve my writing skills.

[ - ] DailyTacos [op] 0 points 8 monthsAug 20, 2024 04:24:30 ago (+0/-0)

My solution would include arresting Halder, reevaluate the importance of capturing Murmansk, or not invade at all and become a Vasal state to Russia.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 15:37:01 ago (+0/-0)

It took the russians 3 years to take back what the Wehrmacht took in 3 months

[ - ] Portmanure 0 points 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 07:23:33 ago (+0/-0)

They should have brought Spain into the war and taken Gibraltar.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 06:51:38 ago (+0/-0)

Hans....

Are... we the baddies?

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 06:26:41 ago (+0/-0)

The German Wehrmacht of WW2 was the second military force in history to penetrate as deeply into ethnic Russian territory as it did in its fight against the red army of the Soviet Union. As far as history can show, only one other foreign military power has penetrated deeper then that.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 06:10:21 ago (+0/-0)

Hitlers generals were all trying to surrender... couldnt be trusted

[ - ] SumerBreeze -1 points 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 07:32:26 ago (+0/-1)

Hitler did kill the best and brightest generals during the Night of the Long Knives… such a communist jew thing to do - but I’m sure that’s just another coincidence…

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 08:24:20 ago (+0/-0)

Whoever didnt die got raped at the end

[ - ] DukeofRaul -1 points 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 10:09:54 ago (+0/-1)*

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 8 monthsAug 19, 2024 06:00:13 ago (+0/-0)

Take the oil fields without stalingrad