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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

submitted by GrayDragon to humor 10 monthsAug 18, 2024 18:43:48 ago (+43/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] v0atmage 6 points 10 monthsAug 18, 2024 19:09:12 ago (+6/-0)

Around dark meat you better cross the street!

[ - ] GreenSaint 2 points 10 monthsAug 19, 2024 01:41:40 ago (+2/-0)

My sister came across this situation. She’s brainwashed liberal. She saw a guy coming down the street. He had tattoos on his face n shit. She said she thought “i should cross the street” but she second guessed “I don’t wanna judge him” well that guy was on the run for sexual assault and other types of violent crime. Thank god nothing happened but she could have easily been raped and murdered. Your gut instincts are there for a reason. Don’t ignore them. They’re correct

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 10 monthsAug 18, 2024 19:52:09 ago (+2/-0)

Chickens are smarter than most people.

Funnier too.

[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 10 monthsAug 18, 2024 22:30:54 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 1 point 10 monthsAug 19, 2024 00:04:58 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 0 points 10 monthsAug 19, 2024 00:27:19 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] oyveyo 0 points 10 monthsAug 19, 2024 00:28:41 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] anrach 1 point 10 monthsAug 18, 2024 21:59:48 ago (+1/-0)

Here they come to snuff the rooster... Aw yeah.

Hope he's got his FLOCK 20 cocked and ready.

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 10 monthsAug 19, 2024 01:41:53 ago (+1/-0)

You’re not gonna die