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David and Goliath

submitted by Imnotajoo to anything 10 monthsAug 16, 2024 22:51:20 ago (+11/-2)     (anything)

Netflix has announced they will be doing a movie about this religious fictitional character with the lead character to be played by Chris Rock . The movie which is set to be released in February 25 is expected to be a big hit with Chris set to be pit against another screen legend Dwayne Johnson . The Rock vs Rock with nothing but a Rock .

Jews around the world will love seeing the story of their hero portrayed in this comedy movie as a queer bi polar with tourettes .

Dwayne Johnson adds an element rarely seen in his other movies by playing the role of a openly gay bdsm bully who has a history of sodomizing his defeated opponents.


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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 10 monthsAug 16, 2024 22:54:42 ago (+5/-0)

You'd be able to sell a script like that anywhere if you changed Goliath into evil straight White man.

[ - ] dass 2 points 10 monthsAug 17, 2024 02:29:22 ago (+2/-0)

'David and Gary'

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 10 monthsAug 17, 2024 00:28:36 ago (+2/-0)

Your fascination with scantly-clad kneegrow men is disturbing.

[ - ] Dingo 2 points 10 monthsAug 17, 2024 00:20:34 ago (+2/-0)

It sounds more like the actual lives of the actors than a movie they would be in.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 10 monthsAug 16, 2024 23:27:09 ago (+2/-0)

Rock vs Rock with nothing but a Rock
Lol.

Throughout the OT they refer to races of giants that they live amongst. I assume they were from “whiter” ethnic groups from further north that settled in Canaan, such as the Philistines who may have had Mycenaean ancestry. David acted like a nigger IMO so this suits me. He stabbed his benefactor in the back and stole other mens lives. He even danced like a retard in the streets like niggers always do.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 10 monthsAug 17, 2024 01:22:40 ago (+1/-0)

That’s pretty homoerotic of you.
However, I’m curious, what is a Netflix?

[ - ] DoughGoy 3 points 10 monthsAug 17, 2024 08:03:28 ago (+3/-0)

I think he meant Net FIX. That's the guys that repair fishing nets. It's not a very lucrative business, but it's honest work and necessary.