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A man is walking in the woods when he finds a suitcase.

submitted by Kozel to Jokes 9 monthsAug 14, 2024 19:52:39 ago (+37/-1)     (Jokes)

A man is walking in the woods when he finds a suitcase.

He opens the suitcase and inside are three foxes. So he calls emergency services and says

"I just found three foxes in a suitcase. What should I do?"

"Well," the operator said, "Are they moving?"

"I don't know," he said, "But that would explain the suitcase."


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[ - ] Cantaloupe 4 points 9 monthsAug 14, 2024 19:53:57 ago (+4/-0)

Lol

[ - ] yesiknow 3 points 9 monthsAug 14, 2024 22:35:50 ago (+3/-0)

I don't get it. I'm angry about that.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 5 points 9 monthsAug 14, 2024 22:56:26 ago (+5/-0)

Are they moving, as in dead

Or are they moving from where they used to live, because if you see someone with a suitcase typically it's because they are traveling or moving as in changing residence

[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 9 monthsAug 15, 2024 04:20:02 ago (+1/-0)

Not that funny

[ - ] Panic 3 points 9 monthsAug 14, 2024 21:47:46 ago (+3/-0)

Sad old man, I had to read this 3 times before it hit me. Bravo OP!

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 3 points 9 monthsAug 14, 2024 21:56:00 ago (+3/-0)

It's so basic it's confusing lol.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 2 points 9 monthsAug 14, 2024 21:52:44 ago (+2/-0)

they are moving out of the US if Kamala gets elected.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 9 monthsAug 15, 2024 12:53:15 ago (+0/-0)

I just ran this through ChatGPT for kicks to see if it understands it (spoiler: it doesn't):

Q: Explain this joke: (joke from above)

A: The joke plays on the expectation that the suitcase is being used as an unusual way to transport the foxes, implying some odd or humorous scenario. When the man reports finding three foxes in a suitcase and is asked if they are moving, the punchline comes from the man’s realization that the suitcase itself might be moving because the foxes are causing it to move. The humor is in the absurdity of the situation—the idea that the suitcase is moving because the foxes inside are active or causing a commotion, leading to the funny conclusion that the suitcase "explains" why it’s moving.

[ - ] Bonlio99 0 points 9 monthsAug 15, 2024 12:18:43 ago (+0/-0)

Nice!