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Mantis skrimp fights bug to stay alive

submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to MeanwhileOnReddit 10 monthsAug 13, 2024 11:51:08 ago (+37/-0)     (www.reddit.com)

https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/1equk6y/maybe_maybe_maybe/



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[ - ] __47__ 12 points 10 monthsAug 13, 2024 12:38:19 ago (+12/-0)

I've never understood the draw of eating something that's still alive. Fucking chinks. Also those fucking eggs they eat with partially formed chicks.

[ - ] Fascinus 6 points 10 monthsAug 13, 2024 13:34:17 ago (+6/-0)

Also those fucking eggs they eat with partially formed chicks.

Ah, yes. Balut.

https://infogalactic.com/info/Balut_(food)

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 2 points 10 monthsAug 13, 2024 21:39:00 ago (+2/-0)

The eggs are savored for their balance of textures and flavors; the broth surrounding the embryo is sipped from the egg before the shell is peeled, and the yolk and young chick inside can be eaten

Couple of things here. "Balance of textures" yes I love it when I eat the mushy bone parts of chicken. If only the entire chicken could be bony with minimal meat.

Second - "young chick inside" oh so it's not just a fetus if it's a chicken? But if a human child is flushed from its incubation chamber, it's "just a clump of cells" or a foetus.

And lastly... fuckin gross. I get it if there's a food shortage or something, but... there's not. We don't use night soil to fertilize our crops either.

[ - ] Fascinus 2 points 10 monthsAug 13, 2024 22:01:55 ago (+2/-0)

A while back, someone (I think it may have been @big_fat_dangus ) posted a video featuring a chink trimming a hedge.

The chink stops after a moment and reaches into the bush, pulls out a nest full of baby birds. Chink proceeds to gobble up the fuzzy little peepers, all of them with their mouths open, begging for food.

If that wasn't the chinkiest thing I've ever seen, it was definitely in the top 5. Right up there with the video of chinks slicing up a whale shark with a Jack and Jill saw, working their way from the tail up while the thing was still alive.

[ - ] breh2 2 points 10 monthsAug 13, 2024 22:57:57 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 10 monthsAug 13, 2024 23:06:06 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah!

Thanks, bro!

I also notice you taking the time here and there to make this place better. Thanks for that as well :)



@InYourFaceNancyGrace - check this out! https://files.catbox.moe/vy3yfh.mp4

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 1 point 10 monthsAug 14, 2024 10:16:42 ago (+1/-0)

Catbox doesn't work on my current setup, but I can imagine. I always used to think it was hyperbolic when people called them "bugmen," but shit like this makes me realize that their empathy really is bug-level.

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 10 monthsAug 14, 2024 10:40:13 ago (+1/-0)

Catbox doesn't work on my current setup, but I can imagine.

Lucky for you, I know a guy who posts content to other providers so folks can reach it.

Enjoy :)

https://pomf2.lain.la/f/ce7xci92.mp4
https://cdn.videy.co/86kRJV29.mp4
https://qu.ax/yHcP.mp4

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 1 point 10 monthsAug 16, 2024 09:05:03 ago (+1/-0)

Didn't even notice who I was replying to. Thanks!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 1 point 10 monthsAug 13, 2024 23:25:11 ago (+1/-0)

There was a vid posted at LiveLeak years ago of a chink baking and eating a baby. I wish I never watched it.

[ - ] Fascinus 1 point 10 monthsAug 13, 2024 23:31:54 ago (+1/-0)

Gross!

I've heard the saying "If it flies, swims, walks or crawls, chinks will eat it" and never thought to take it literally.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 6 points 10 monthsAug 13, 2024 14:00:27 ago (+6/-0)

Balut is fucking sickening. I almost hurl just thinking about it.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 4 points 10 monthsAug 13, 2024 14:45:02 ago (+4/-0)

I've never understood the draw of eating something that's still alive.

Me neither, it's so unnecessarily cruel. This kind of gnarly shit happens in the animal kingdom and not among homosapiens, which is yet another reason we classify these chinks as bugs.

[ - ] Moravian 0 points 10 monthsAug 13, 2024 21:43:43 ago (+0/-0)

Exactly! Well said.

[ - ] ImplicationOverReason -1 points 10 monthsAug 13, 2024 15:09:26 ago (+0/-1)

I've never understood the draw of eating something that's still alive.

What sounds more life sustaining...consuming life or consuming death?

[ - ] __47__ 1 point 10 monthsAug 13, 2024 15:26:13 ago (+1/-0)

The end result is the same in this scenario. Theoretically you'll get the same benefits. However I find it a bit more humane to shoot a cow with a pneumatic bolt than skinning it and cutting my steak out while it's still alive.

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 1 point 10 monthsAug 13, 2024 21:40:50 ago (+1/-0)

shoot a cow with a pneumatic bolt

Don't forget to ask: "What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?"

[ - ] __47__ 1 point 10 monthsAug 13, 2024 22:07:17 ago (+1/-0)

You've been putting it up all your life. Call it.

[ - ] Trope 1 point 10 monthsAug 14, 2024 20:44:08 ago (+1/-0)

only music in the entire film plays

[ - ] BulletStopper 8 points 10 monthsAug 13, 2024 12:34:48 ago (+8/-0)

Never give up. Leave claw marks in the bitch's esophagus all the way down.

[ - ] GrayDragon 7 points 10 monthsAug 13, 2024 13:17:14 ago (+7/-0)

D-FENSE!

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 4 points 10 monthsAug 13, 2024 13:37:05 ago (+4/-0)

I only see two bugs trying to eat each other.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 2 points 10 monthsAug 13, 2024 12:08:03 ago (+2/-0)

The ant scene from the wild bunch

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 1 point 10 monthsAug 13, 2024 14:01:49 ago (+1/-0)

In our newly formed country you should have to put a mantis skrimp on your pecker to become a man and get special man rights, like buying beer and tobacco

[ - ] con77 1 point 10 monthsAug 13, 2024 13:43:28 ago (+1/-0)

fukn chinks

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 10 monthsAug 14, 2024 09:50:34 ago (+0/-0)

Good.

[ - ] mikenigger 0 points 10 monthsAug 14, 2024 05:21:13 ago (+0/-0)

the bug cries out in pain...

[ - ] breh2 0 points 10 monthsAug 13, 2024 23:19:28 ago (+0/-0)

Not going to plebbit, but I am guessing this is the video ya'll are talking about:
https://files.catbox.moe/1q97xu.mp4

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 10 monthsAug 13, 2024 23:26:27 ago (+0/-0)

Yep that's it.

[ - ] Moravian 0 points 10 monthsAug 13, 2024 20:54:34 ago (+0/-0)

I hope it gouges out that fucking bitches eyes. Fucking bug people.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 10 monthsAug 13, 2024 20:56:37 ago (+1/-0)

What eyes? I only saw horizontal slits.

[ - ] Moravian 0 points 10 monthsAug 13, 2024 21:49:22 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah true.

[ - ] dulcima 0 points 10 monthsAug 13, 2024 18:56:41 ago (+0/-0)

Looks like Australia.

[ - ] JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 10 monthsAug 13, 2024 18:03:34 ago (+0/-0)

Jesus, the lack of critical thinking in that thread. Apparently they MUST be tortured because if kill it first, bacteria from the shell will poison the meat. Somehow boiling won't kill the bacteria unless the animal is alive.

Must be related to the phenomenon of covid leaving you alone in a restaurant, but only while you're sitting down.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 10 monthsAug 13, 2024 14:10:07 ago (+0/-0)

All for the camera, as you can see when she stops it after the "ordeal" is over.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 1 point 10 monthsAug 13, 2024 14:52:06 ago (+1/-0)

It seems real to me. I think each mantis foot has a pincer on it so they can attach to you and its hard and painful to get them off.