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Lol, drowning niggers
submitted by lord_nougat to funny 9 monthsAug 6, 2024 17:01:53 ago (+40/-2) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 14 points 9 monthsAug 6, 2024 17:07:22 ago (+14/-0)

You don't usually see a whole school of rockfish like that, but God damn is a good day when you do.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 5 points 9 monthsAug 6, 2024 17:09:11 ago (+5/-0)

They need their own olympic "swimming" event!

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 9 monthsAug 6, 2024 18:39:50 ago (+5/-0)

Synchronized spinning

[ + ] BulletStopper

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 9 monthsAug 6, 2024 23:39:32 ago (+1/-0)

synchronized sinking? Maybe twerk in a circle on the bottom until the bubbles stop?

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 9 monthsAug 7, 2024 08:48:29 ago (+1/-0)

I'm one of those sick people who visits WatchPeopleDie...when drownings happen, they flail, but towards the end while disoriented but not dead, they'll try to use a limb or two, which ends up looking like "circles".

[ - ] BulletStopper 11 points 9 monthsAug 6, 2024 18:30:15 ago (+11/-0)*

Anybody on the Mediterranean coast with a boat should be doing this daily.

For the cost of a cheap nylon rope ladder, you can get rid of what, a hundred or so per iteration? A bargain at twice the price.

First you dangle the ladder as bait to draw them in close. Then shoot a few holes in the boat's flotation cells. Then cut the ladder and motor away to just out of swimming distance.

Light a cigar, pour a few fingers of single malt, sit back, relax and enjoy the show.

Wash, rinse, repeat.

(An additional thought occurs: It would also have the advantage of baiting out any lurking jews in the area who may be tempted to butt in and spoil things. Just move up alongside, as if coming to "help", and then they go into the water too. Easy-peasy. In for a penny, in for a pound.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2shuyGrRL0

[ + ] GuyWhite

[ - ] GuyWhite 5 points 9 monthsAug 6, 2024 18:35:15 ago (+5/-0)

Sounds like fun!

[ + ] NoRefunds

[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 9 monthsAug 6, 2024 18:45:35 ago (+2/-0)

It's too complicated, just have a speed boat and shoot their boats. You don't even need a gun, just a spear gun, sharp stick or a bow and arrow.

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 2 points 9 monthsAug 6, 2024 19:11:38 ago (+2/-0)

Or just say "nigger!" and they'll try to attack you, throwing themselves hilariously into the water and then... doing whatever that was, looking like drowning grasshoppers or something!

[ + ] RMGoetbbels

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 9 monthsAug 6, 2024 20:58:19 ago (+2/-0)

Honestly, it sounds like a nice day out on the ocean.

[ + ] recon_johnny

[ - ] recon_johnny 1 point 9 monthsAug 7, 2024 00:13:15 ago (+1/-0)

Don’t forget to video for posterity

[ + ] 4thTurning

[ - ] 4thTurning 0 points 9 monthsAug 7, 2024 03:47:01 ago (+0/-0)

You you a boat?

[ - ] DukeofRaul 7 points 9 monthsAug 6, 2024 17:06:38 ago (+7/-0)

Life is bettah when you are wettah take it from me!

[ - ] VitaminSieg 6 points 9 monthsAug 6, 2024 17:51:45 ago (+6/-0)