Back in the 80s my school would serve the same meal every month: PacMan pizza - which was a small personal pizza with a slice mmremoved for the mouth and one single pepperoni slice for an eye - along with pineapple chunks and a chocolate chip cookie as well as some green beans. Many of the students put the pinepple and crumbled up cookie on the pizza. Strangely good.
I used to be against it because of the culture. But it as my wife's favorite so I am coming around. The trick is they pineapple pieces need to be small. If they are big chunks they make the pizza soggy.
You can't just throw pineapple on a pizza and expect it to be good. In fact, most places can't make a good Hawaiian because they are too chicken shit to do it right.
First of all, you need a high quality, high fat content mozzarella. Fat spreads flavors out. And the cheese needs to be molten.
Second, you need a super spicy pizza sauce to complement the sweetness of the pineapple. Most pizza joints are going to shy away from a spicy sauce, because they need to appeal to the lowest common denominator.
So, you get a pizza with cheap rubbery cheese and a sweet sauce that doesn't complement the sweetness of the pineapple. The sweetness just gets amplified.
Try a real Hawaiian pizza before judging. Little Caesars isn't going to cut it.
It's a non-issue meant to satiate our need to give a damn about some contentious issue. It's all opium that keeps our natural instincts in check with endless distraction and trivialities while a tyrannical ruling class oppressed us and herds us into a dystopia future where they've seized totalitarian control over the whole of the world after wiping out a good chunk of the humans who were the least controllable and exploitable.
In the future. Mankind is divided into a ruling class of homo supremis that uses the rest of humanity as their slaves, and the slaves which comprise the class of homo universalis.
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In fact, most places can't make a good Hawaiian because they are too chicken shit to do it right.
First of all, you need a high quality, high fat content mozzarella. Fat spreads flavors out.
And the cheese needs to be molten.
Second, you need a super spicy pizza sauce to complement the sweetness of the pineapple.
Most pizza joints are going to shy away from a spicy sauce, because they need to appeal to the lowest common denominator.
So, you get a pizza with cheap rubbery cheese and a sweet sauce that doesn't complement the sweetness of the pineapple. The sweetness just gets amplified.
Try a real Hawaiian pizza before judging. Little Caesars isn't going to cut it.
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Because a Hawiian pizza done correctly is amazing.
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In the future. Mankind is divided into a ruling class of homo supremis that uses the rest of humanity as their slaves, and the slaves which comprise the class of homo universalis.
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