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How many find pizza with pineapple disgusting?

submitted by Conspirologist to Food 8 monthsAug 4, 2024 14:45:24 ago (+8/-10)     (Food)



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[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 8 monthsAug 4, 2024 22:18:57 ago (+0/-0)

I don't ever order it but I'll eat it and be happy

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 8 monthsAug 5, 2024 09:45:02 ago (+0/-0)

Back in the 80s my school would serve the same meal every month: PacMan pizza - which was a small personal pizza with a slice mmremoved for the mouth and one single pepperoni slice for an eye - along with pineapple chunks and a chocolate chip cookie as well as some green beans. Many of the students put the pinepple and crumbled up cookie on the pizza. Strangely good.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 1 point 8 monthsAug 4, 2024 18:02:15 ago (+1/-0)

It's good.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 1 point 8 monthsAug 4, 2024 18:19:06 ago (+1/-0)

Only with ham and bacon. Dont jist throw pineapple on whatever

[ - ] HomerSampson 1 point 8 monthsAug 4, 2024 20:32:21 ago (+1/-0)

I like ham, pineapple, onion and extra sauce. I don't get the whole pineapple thing. If anybody had real italian pizza they would find it disguesing.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 2 points 8 monthsAug 4, 2024 15:21:45 ago (+2/-0)

Undoubtedly, from the fridge, cold or heated, Canadian Bacon and Pineapple is the best breakfast pizza.

[ - ] BitterVeteran 2 points 8 monthsAug 4, 2024 21:34:20 ago (+2/-0)

How many people find polls on this website disgusting?

[ - ] scoopadoop 3 points 8 monthsAug 4, 2024 15:02:13 ago (+3/-0)

I used to be against it because of the culture. But it as my wife's favorite so I am coming around. The trick is they pineapple pieces need to be small. If they are big chunks they make the pizza soggy.

[ - ] Master_Foo 4 points 8 monthsAug 4, 2024 15:02:40 ago (+4/-0)*

You can't just throw pineapple on a pizza and expect it to be good.
In fact, most places can't make a good Hawaiian because they are too chicken shit to do it right.

First of all, you need a high quality, high fat content mozzarella. Fat spreads flavors out.
And the cheese needs to be molten.

Second, you need a super spicy pizza sauce to complement the sweetness of the pineapple.
Most pizza joints are going to shy away from a spicy sauce, because they need to appeal to the lowest common denominator.

So, you get a pizza with cheap rubbery cheese and a sweet sauce that doesn't complement the sweetness of the pineapple. The sweetness just gets amplified.

Try a real Hawaiian pizza before judging. Little Caesars isn't going to cut it.

[ - ] Hall_of_Cost 2 points 8 monthsAug 4, 2024 16:46:02 ago (+2/-0)

Please make a pineapple pizza and show us how it's done properly. It could be explained in a slideshow.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 8 monthsAug 5, 2024 00:36:39 ago (+0/-0)

I should do that.
Because a Hawiian pizza done correctly is amazing.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 4 points 8 monthsAug 4, 2024 16:39:02 ago (+4/-0)

Pineapple on pizza agitation was a Jewish misdirection before the fucktards switched to flat earth.

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 7 points 8 monthsAug 4, 2024 15:26:24 ago (+7/-0)

It's a non-issue meant to satiate our need to give a damn about some contentious issue. It's all opium that keeps our natural instincts in check with endless distraction and trivialities while a tyrannical ruling class oppressed us and herds us into a dystopia future where they've seized totalitarian control over the whole of the world after wiping out a good chunk of the humans who were the least controllable and exploitable.

In the future. Mankind is divided into a ruling class of homo supremis that uses the rest of humanity as their slaves, and the slaves which comprise the class of homo universalis.

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 8 monthsAug 4, 2024 19:04:43 ago (+2/-1)

So what you are basically saying is that pineapple on pizza is delicious. Well, I don't like it.

[ - ] Panic 0 points 8 monthsAug 4, 2024 17:48:12 ago (+0/-0)

Hey, I saw that movie! You hit it exactly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6HNcNhxcC0