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What's worse than ants in your pants?

submitted by bosunmoon to Jokes 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 16:23:02 ago (+44/-2)     (Jokes)

Uncles.

I know... I'll see myself out.


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[ - ] Portmanure 4 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 16:25:55 ago (+4/-0)

I paused and thought to myself, oh man! This joke is aweful. Aunts in your pants? Wtf?

[ - ] inaminit 2 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 16:35:55 ago (+2/-0)

Still better than the Crabs...

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 18:21:37 ago (+0/-0)

You would know.

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 2 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 18:24:57 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 23:10:18 ago (+1/-0)

It doesn't matter which band, or which country, or in what era. The keybordist is the guy that doesn't belong there.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 10 monthsAug 3, 2024 00:54:17 ago (+1/-0)

Unless it Lynyrd Skynyrd & Bill Powell.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 10 monthsAug 3, 2024 23:02:41 ago (+1/-0)

Good thing you cleared that up my friend! Billy Powell was what Skynyrd needed before they knew they needed him. Which is actually a conundrum because they've always been perfect! If there's a heaven, Ronnie is playing the band stand concert every Friday night and I'm perpetually 17 in my firebird and all white town and I never get older!

[ - ] kammmmak 2 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 18:55:56 ago (+2/-0)

An uncle in your buckle lol

[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 17:15:55 ago (+1/-0)

...

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 1 point 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 18:20:53 ago (+1/-0)

What? I thought you knew.

[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 18:21:22 ago (+1/-0)

Dirty old man

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 1 point 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 18:00:49 ago (+1/-0)

Ants in your uncles? Poor guys.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 18:16:32 ago (+1/-0)

jews in your boots.

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 19:57:50 ago (+1/-0)

Why don’t you take your pants off and take a selfie then send it to my inbox

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 0 points 10 monthsAug 3, 2024 20:33:38 ago (+0/-0)

I tried but I kept getting the error -"upload too small".

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 10 monthsAug 3, 2024 09:02:29 ago (+1/-0)

kikes on earth

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 20:16:50 ago (+0/-0)

Queeri thinks it's BETTER

[ - ] Leveraction 0 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 23:10:28 ago (+0/-0)

Yea,where is queeri neri?

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 10 monthsAug 3, 2024 09:03:49 ago (+0/-0)

At the bath house.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 20:19:51 ago (+0/-0)

Okay centaurafaggots other account.....

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 0 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 21:16:51 ago (+0/-0)

That's a Centaurus-level joke. Speaking of Centaurus... RIP.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 22:38:13 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Leveraction 0 points 10 monthsAug 2, 2024 23:09:39 ago (+0/-0)

Ha, i like it

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 10 monthsAug 3, 2024 04:03:28 ago (+0/-0)

jews in pews

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 10 monthsAug 3, 2024 08:12:18 ago (+0/-0)

Yellow jackets in your pants. Scorpion in the pants can be worse than either or not nearly as bad depending on species.

Not joking in the slightest; I do speak from experience.

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 0 points 10 monthsAug 3, 2024 20:37:11 ago (+0/-0)

What were the uncles like?

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 10 monthsAug 3, 2024 21:05:36 ago (+0/-0)

Fucked up from 'nam in some way or another. One was and is a neurotic wreck, and the other was and is a bit of a blood-thirsty sadist. None of them messed with my pants, if that's what you're going for.

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 0 points 10 monthsAug 3, 2024 21:23:54 ago (+0/-0)

I thought you were speaking from experience.