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[ - ] Portmanure 4 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 08:28:42 ago (+4/-0)

The other test is to sit cross legged on the floor. If you can stand up without using your hands your longevity prognosis is good. This is a test for your older folks, kids can easily do this (well, not the fat ones.)

[ - ] DitchPig 0 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 09:06:01 ago (+0/-0)

I din't read your response before posting mine.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 18:48:36 ago (+0/-0)

Don't think I was cross legged, just sat on the floor. But I got up without using my hands but it was hard and took a few goes.

[ - ] DitchPig 0 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 09:05:29 ago (+0/-0)

Another good indicator is how many points of contact you need to go from sitting on the floor, to standing upright.

51 years old, zero points of contact. I just stand up.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 18:42:10 ago (+0/-0)*

Damn your challenge but I will try it.

Nearly 69 years old, zero points of contact. I just stand up. It was hard and I had to push my trunk several times to get momentum and now I hurt a bit. But I am skin and bones.

[ - ] Monica 6 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 09:54:51 ago (+6/-0)

Another test is to say nigger and kike outloud in a populated area. If the others around you don't chimp out or kevetch your longevity is looking good.

[ - ] WNwoman 3 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 10:08:49 ago (+3/-0)

Another test is asking yourself if you took the Covid vax. If you answer yes, get your affairs in order.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 18:41:22 ago (+0/-0)

7/10

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 9 monthsJul 28, 2024 12:06:26 ago (+0/-0)

I can do that shit all day, now KYS faggot