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She lives among the niggers

submitted by 2Drunk to videos 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 13:20:09 ago (+42/-0)     (9gag.com)

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[ - ] Steelerfish 10 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 14:21:02 ago (+10/-0)

All well and good, only problem is that IRL feral nogs roam in packs….

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 6 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 14:53:43 ago (+6/-0)

Stay strapped folks.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 2 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 18:21:45 ago (+2/-0)

+ NEVER Relax
+ Move away from the Niggers that will 100% turn on you when the opportunity arises.

[ - ] fnbs 1 point 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 15:10:26 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah it might buy her a few seconds and i doubt she has a plan B

[ - ] JudyStroyer 5 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 15:51:02 ago (+5/-0)

The first time she deploys the sock and it comes off in an attackers hands, she is gonna be “OMG ITWERKD!!” And the nigger is going to choke her to death with the sock as the bat lays by her side, never having been swung sockless.

[ - ] BloodyComet 0 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 19:55:33 ago (+0/-0)

Haha, I thought the same thing about the sock- a dedicated male attacker can easily overcome a woman with a baseball bat. If they just get close and grab her, the bat becomes useless, it requires some distance to really hurt someone. Unless she can shove the attacker into perfect swinging distance, she'll just get grabbed by the hair and punched in the face.

Women should be armed in clown world. I want them to be safe. Some people would call me terrible things for having this opinion, what a fucked up society we live in.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 22:27:27 ago (+0/-0)

I fought with a bat once. I had it sideways as a block and when he tried to grab it from the middle I was able to kick.

It gave enough time to run back into the house. That was the day I learned to never underestimate the strength of even the scrawniest guys.

[ - ] BloodyComet 0 points 10 monthsJul 15, 2024 11:34:23 ago (+0/-0)

It might be better than being unarmed, it is definitely an effective tool to ward someone off, using it as a big ol' lever. But it is hard to end a fight like that, and the longer you are in a fight, the more likely you will get hurt.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 8 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 13:53:06 ago (+8/-0)

Thats using the ol’ noggin.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 6 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 14:14:53 ago (+6/-0)

This is the female equivalent of a fat guy with cystic acne and a fedora bragging about his swords and saying "Why so serious?"

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 5 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 13:56:51 ago (+5/-0)

Get yourself a self defense waifu who knows how to beat a nigger.

[ - ] CRKT_M16Z 2 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 15:34:27 ago (+2/-0)

So should I put a sock on my shotgun? 🤣

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 2 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 18:27:12 ago (+2/-0)

If a threat gets close enough to you while holding a shotgun, then you need to work on your firearm proficiency ASAP.

I think ~20 feet is the distance Law Enforcement uses to justify lethal force.

[ - ] CRKT_M16Z 1 point 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 20:28:33 ago (+1/-0)

I was being facetious, but yes, I agree. I would never intentionally let someone get that close.

[ - ] rzr97 2 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 17:26:19 ago (+2/-0)

I bet they don't have to do this in Orania.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 2 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 18:24:29 ago (+2/-0)

Orania-like communities needs to be setup in America ASAP.

100% self-sufficient power, water, and economy for a group of people willing to protect each other at a moment's notice.

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 14:11:57 ago (+1/-0)

Delusional woman, there's absolutely no way that she could keep that bat if any half competent man wanted it

[ - ] 2Drunk [op] 7 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 14:15:47 ago (+7/-0)

I said niggers not men.

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 14:53:16 ago (+1/-0)

"The stupidz be strong in dis one." - Darth Nigger (probably)

A fine display of the triumph of niavete and wishful thinking over experience and practical common sense.

Or to paraphrase another famous nigger:
"Ever'body gots a plan til dey gets dey dome dished in wit' dey own bat."

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 17:18:02 ago (+1/-0)

All the women in my world are trained and armed over 18.
They run in packs of three or more.
Never alone because two is one,one is none.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 17:51:55 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah that's all fantasy.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 10 monthsJul 15, 2024 00:34:18 ago (+1/-0)

I ALWAYS PUT A SOCK ON MY BAT BUT BITCHES STILL GET PREGNINT

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 14:14:47 ago (+0/-0)

Oil would also work, and wouldn't pull off.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 14:22:18 ago (+0/-0)

Another option is one of those novelty bats you buy at the ballgame. Got to get in close but mace to the face and smash smash smash with the little bat and that nigger is shut down for a few seconds so you can make your escape.

[ - ] BloodyComet 0 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 20:00:40 ago (+0/-0)

Those little bats could be more dangerous than full-sized ones. I don't like baseball bats as a weapon, because they require two hands for effective use, and they need a lot of space. In a hallway, all you can do is thrust with the handle of it, you can't get a good swing without catching it on a wall or doorframe. Also, if someone is brave enough to close the gap with you and grab ahold of you by the shirt or neck... a full sized bat can't be swung from there. Both of your hands are tied up, and the attacker has one free hand to punch you with. The bat can also be used as a lever, which is a double-edged sword, since either one of the combatants can use it to force the other person to the ground or into a wall or something.

But a little club with some good weight to it? Someone could wrap both of their hands around your neck, and you could smash their knee or face with a one-handed swing. Leaves your other hand free to protect yourself or throw punches or grapple.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 14:38:50 ago (+0/-0)

I suppose it's a good insurance plan, but 5 minutes with a coach to learn the concept of "follow through" is preferable.

[ - ] ManwiththeNewspaper 0 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 14:50:40 ago (+0/-0)

the nigger will use the sock to hold whatever he takes after shooting you

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 10 monthsJul 14, 2024 18:22:08 ago (+0/-0)

At least she's thinking about it. Most women never think. They run around without a care not believing for a second that anything bad could ever happen to them.