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I’ve Created a Few Weather-Related Exclamations That I Blurt Out Around Jews

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to Jews 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 16:21:04 ago (+15/-0)     (Jews)

Jews my age and older find these unsettling:

COLD:

“It’s colder than a Jew’s heart!”

HEAT:

“It’s hotter than Jews in a German pizzeria!”

HEAVY RAIN:

“It’s coming down like fake tears for the Holocaust!”


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[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 16:23:32 ago (+0/-0)

...and if you sneeze,say "Rope!"

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 4 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 16:24:06 ago (+4/-0)

No. I have one for that, as well:

<SNEEZE>

“ARREST JEWS!”

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 16:25:10 ago (+1/-0)

Ahh yes,very good!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 17:50:27 ago (+0/-0)

sneezebasementyidssneeze

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind 4 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 16:51:47 ago (+4/-0)

These are very good

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 17:02:18 ago (+3/-0)

If you were a real man and had a truck, you could have a PA and yell “foreskin thief” at every jew you drove by.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 17:49:33 ago (+0/-0)

“It’s colder than an ishas vagina!”

Fixt

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 17:59:59 ago (+0/-0)

"KIKLES"...the wrinkles at the corner of the eyes from squint strain when scanning the ground for shekels.

"RABIRY"...robbery

"SHALOMI"...putrid sausage/salami

[ - ] BitterVeteran 1 point 10 monthsJun 30, 2024 20:37:42 ago (+1/-0)

Capitalizes 'jew' over and over and over again.