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I Just Wrote My Own Children's Book

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to books 10 monthsJun 25, 2024 06:00:41 ago (+34/-0)     (books)

It's called "Uncle Will Made a Noose."


There are people outside
who will give such a fright
They all used to hide
in the cover of night

But then one day
the bad became bold
and what they ought not say
they cheerfully told

Uncle Will made a noose
to put around the sick heads
to heal these sick people
from the sick things they'd said

What's worse than what's said
are the things that they do
because the things in their head
just might involve you

They talk then they stalk
both woman and child
They really should walk
'cause Uncle Will's wild

Now the creeps are all gone
and the people have hope
They all became fond
of a magical rope

A message to thee
who would act fast and loose
You'll hang from a tree
with Uncle Will's noose.


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[ - ] SumerBreeze 5 points 10 monthsJun 25, 2024 06:15:36 ago (+5/-0)

Now all you need is an illustrator to draw something nice for each stanza

[ - ] UncleDoug 6 points 10 monthsJun 25, 2024 06:18:49 ago (+6/-0)

That's brilliant, I'd help fund this product.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 4 points 10 monthsJun 25, 2024 06:20:57 ago (+4/-0)

Thank you. I'd be glad to work with an illustrator.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 10 monthsJun 25, 2024 11:00:58 ago (+3/-0)

Hey man, try some of that ai. With the right prompt you could have it exactly the way you want. Even as a rough draft like a template for an illustrator.

[ - ] jigganiggaboo 5 points 10 monthsJun 25, 2024 06:44:35 ago (+5/-0)

Very good I will buy buy copy when it comes out on print

[ - ] paul_neri 2 points 10 monthsJun 25, 2024 07:36:07 ago (+2/-0)

It's a poem not a book imo.I couldn't find it on a quick Internet search so maybe it is all yours. Well done.

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 10 monthsJun 25, 2024 11:24:24 ago (+0/-0)

Minister of Truth, you must always make me look good, regardless of the truth. Don't challenge folks unless you have proof. Understand?

[ - ] zongongo 4 points 10 monthsJun 25, 2024 08:56:29 ago (+4/-0)

Great work. Impressed, πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ».

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 10 monthsJun 25, 2024 09:39:20 ago (+2/-1)

That’s a poem, not a book, retard.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 10 monthsJun 25, 2024 10:54:55 ago (+2/-0)

Bro, that is fucking outstanding! Bravo!

[ - ] con77 3 points 10 monthsJun 25, 2024 12:51:09 ago (+3/-0)

@DeplorablePoetry is making a noose right now as jealous tears roll down shims face!

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 10 monthsJun 25, 2024 12:55:49 ago (+1/-0)

good luck get a publishing license from kikes

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 10 monthsJun 25, 2024 13:07:29 ago (+0/-0)

(((publishing license)))

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 10 monthsJun 25, 2024 13:06:47 ago (+1/-0)

Day of the Rope o/

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 10 monthsJun 25, 2024 14:47:22 ago (+0/-0)

Hey, Master_Foo... Why is the icon saluting with his back to us?

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 10 monthsJun 25, 2024 15:22:56 ago (+0/-0)

The Roman salute is with the right arm, right? It makes sense to use circle forward slash, instead of back slash circle for the left. \o

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 1 point 10 monthsJun 25, 2024 15:38:34 ago (+1/-0)

You are discovering your talents, big guy!

[ - ] anrach 2 points 10 monthsJun 25, 2024 17:37:38 ago (+2/-0)

that's really quite clever
it's really quite good
it should be published for the young-folk
would that it could