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How I would do a beauty contest?

submitted by Portmanure to Diversity 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 20:20:58 ago (+7/-0)     (Diversity)

No women judges. As Al Bundy said, women understand each other and they hate each other. I would choose a panel of 12 drunk ass dudes and have them throw their votes at every round. Then when it came down to the swimsuit round. Then the counts should be recorded. Those drunk mother fuckers are going to be hilarious, and let’s face it, honest about what’s attractive


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[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 1 point 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 20:33:42 ago (+1/-0)

Seems like a good way to have the least-biased judges
possible lol

[ - ] DukeofRaul 3 points 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 20:41:00 ago (+3/-0)

Make a tik tok account and say its the bravo channel or a reality tv show

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 4 points 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 20:57:19 ago (+4/-0)

beauty pageants are a kike scheme

[ - ] Portmanure [op] 1 point 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 21:02:02 ago (+1/-0)

That’s why I’m trying to fix it.

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 2 points 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 21:02:49 ago (+2/-0)

there is no fixing it. it needs to be dismantled, not turned into your personal kike fantasy.

[ - ] Portmanure [op] 1 point 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 21:05:10 ago (+1/-0)

Wait, what? You ran all the way to left field to catch a foul ball that wasn’t even there.

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 1 point 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 21:07:50 ago (+1/-0)

tell me the part thats hard for you to understand and i will do my best to assist you

[ - ] Portmanure [op] 1 point 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 21:11:08 ago (+1/-0)*

Let’s start with the insult you delivered, you called me a kike? What the hell? Are you a bot or don’t speak English as your first language. Where the fuck did that come from? You went to ground early with your insult, only a bot or a purchased bot farm would do that.

Edit to add: your delayed response tells me you had to run to your chink bosses or whatever gook language you speak, to ask for help.

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy -1 points 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 21:18:09 ago (+0/-1)

calm down schitzo, its just a name no need to nig the fuck out about it. i called you a kike because you seem to have an obsession with beauty pageants. simmer down.

[ - ] Portmanure [op] 1 point 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 21:20:20 ago (+1/-0)

One post does not an obsession make. Your handlers advised you well but F U.

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy -1 points 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 22:08:53 ago (+0/-1)

ok chrimony

[ - ] Portmanure [op] 2 points 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 22:14:05 ago (+2/-0)

Missed by a mile on this shot. Maybe I should have said missed by 1km in your French words.
Continue thread

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 00:51:29 ago (+0/-0)

very retarded too

[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 11 monthsJun 24, 2024 21:24:38 ago (+2/-0)

set it up, promote it, and live stream it, cash in

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 00:51:11 ago (+0/-0)

women hate each other: competition for the best (?) male, a atavistic thing.

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 11 monthsJun 25, 2024 00:55:58 ago (+1/-0)

She looks jewish, or she fucks niggers. You can count on me for saying at least that.