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I would have you in a headlock before you knew what happened. kek

@con77...I take my cooking seriously, I've got a very serious appetite and it requires a serious amount of garlic...and I'm never without my homemade garlic gummies, on average each gummy contains 2 average size garlic cloves, they're particularly good to have in the event of a sudden business meeting or public interaction of some kind but I'll tell you this, back in my whore master days I had no shortage of dames, I was the studmeister that they drooled over and I attribute that to my homemade garlic gummies, fuck, I'm in a super king size bed with 3 gorgeous dames and all they wanted to do was maul me and damn if I didn't get the sudden craving for a handful of homemade garlic gummies...after me and the dames wolfed back a half dozen bags of homemade garlic gummies I was finally able to get to sleep but not before one broad got kinda rude and told me that I didn't look good in long underwear and that I should "strip", and the other dumb bitches were cheering her on, fucking insulting I tell you, I took the unopened bag of homemade garlic gummies and stuffed it down my long underwear and went to sleep...I won't even tell you what happened when I woke up, except for the fact that both the homemade garlic gummies and my long underwear were missing and all 3 dames denied involvement....oh yeah, then the carbon monoxide alarm went off, apparently, eating excessive amounts of garlic causes oxygen deficiency through the overwhelming methane vapors....just thought I'd share that with you...I get a little bit emotional whenever the topic of garlic comes up, as I'm sure you can relate to.

Lol

That’s on sale? You need to move.

I get a whole beef for about 1500. It makes me feel smart when I see grocery prices.

I always had this idea. Go into commiefornia, set up some store that I can undercharge the local markets by buying whatever out of state and moving it in.

That and oil-based stain/primer. Or goodify tube food. Or just gasoline.

Just make sure everything in your possession has a Prop 65 cancer warning sticker.

I hope you are tucked into the mountains of California, and not in some Nigger-Cholo urban hell-hole.

Enjoy.