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He's been sitting under my desk, ignored, for nine days straight! He *MAD* ಠ╭╮ಠ ! Poll decides his fate.

submitted by big_fat_dangus to tellupgoat_based_edition 1 yearJun 13, 2024 20:50:52 ago (+8/-1)     (tellupgoat_based_edition)

Since many of us are discussing our booze struggles, here is my nemesis, https://files.catbox.moe/3g8xub.png just waiting for me. I have been booze free since last Wednesday after a bad scare with hypertension and shortness of breath. But it's always when I'm feeling better that it feels like time for a drink...


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[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 yearJun 13, 2024 22:26:41 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1 yearJun 14, 2024 21:43:51 ago (+0/-0)

Or hit any other faggot, you'll still feel better!

[ - ] con77 0 points 1 yearJun 13, 2024 22:27:06 ago (+0/-0)

Margaritas

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 1 yearJun 13, 2024 23:22:31 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 1 yearJun 14, 2024 09:30:01 ago (+0/-0)

Whiskey should be drank straight. Just a little ice. Or a tiny splash of water.

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 1 yearJun 13, 2024 22:22:59 ago (+1/-0)

I had a few different bottles of alcohol in my house. They were collecting dust and we tossed them out a few weeks ago. Just don't have the desire for it anymore.

[ - ] GreatSatan 1 point 1 yearJun 13, 2024 22:58:47 ago (+1/-0)

Just smoke weed instead bro

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1 yearJun 14, 2024 02:24:35 ago (+0/-0)

OP prefers to smoke crack with his pal Hunter.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 1 yearJun 14, 2024 06:21:29 ago (+1/-0)

Alternate vote: Keep clean for a while and keep it if you think you can later have the willpower to moderate. Toss or donate if you know you can't.

Congrats on the attempt. I slipped up last weekend and am on attempt two. High blood pressure, anxiety, memory problems, and lack of motivation is a bitch combo. Sick of it, man.

[ - ] PhimoticEmbrace 2 points 1 yearJun 13, 2024 21:05:57 ago (+2/-0)

Dangus-san, disciprine come from within

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1 yearJun 13, 2024 21:20:19 ago (+2/-0)

Can you not just take a sip every now & then? I keep a bottle of Mezcal close by. I haven't ate the worm just yet but maybe one day.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] -1 points 1 yearJun 13, 2024 21:30:11 ago (+0/-1)

Nope, sadly.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1 yearJun 13, 2024 21:24:16 ago (+2/-0)

Rocks glass, two ice cubes, two ounce pour. Repeat until you finish a cigar. Domestic violence optional.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 1 yearJun 13, 2024 22:41:34 ago (+2/-1)

I could go for a cigar, actually. Hey bro I heard you had a new song out!

https://files.catbox.moe/6d6ofg.mp4

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 1 yearJun 14, 2024 13:19:59 ago (+0/-0)

lol

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1 yearJun 14, 2024 10:57:50 ago (+2/-0)

jews want us drunk/high as much as possible

[ - ] GreatSatan 0 points 1 yearJun 14, 2024 19:09:22 ago (+0/-0)

So you can still do nothing?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 yearJun 14, 2024 20:43:11 ago (+0/-0)

That's beside the point

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 1 yearJun 13, 2024 20:58:05 ago (+3/-0)

Make some coffee and be angry. Same hypertension without the not doing anything part.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1 yearJun 13, 2024 21:03:18 ago (+2/-1)

...and THEN, pour the hot coffee all over your head, OP! THEN chug all the whiskey!
That would be MAXIMUM MANLINESS!

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 1 yearJun 13, 2024 21:05:20 ago (+4/-0)

Dangus- manly

Hahahahahaha

Coffee will put hair on his chest vs that estrogen he's been swilling down.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 2 points 1 yearJun 13, 2024 21:11:07 ago (+3/-1)

You'd know about having a hairy chest. Those indio genes... 🤮

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 1 yearJun 13, 2024 21:08:22 ago (+1/-0)

Oh. Well, shit. You're clearly not wrong.
But I have faith in his ability to turn that around! And then, SMASH THE EMPTY BOTTLE OVER HIS OWN MISSHAPEN HEAD!! IN A TOTALLY MANLY FASHION!!!

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 3 points 1 yearJun 13, 2024 22:17:52 ago (+3/-0)

Stop being a shitbird weak fat nigger and start being a man. Throw that shit out and do pushups.

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 1 yearJun 13, 2024 21:01:57 ago (+5/-1)

Just CHUG IT ALL!! Don't be a faggot, that's good stuff!
Take swift and decisive revenge by CONSUMING all of it's contents, leaving it wholly empty and defenseless!

And then go on at least one drunken rampage.

As you attorney, this is my legal advice.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1 yearJun 13, 2024 22:28:21 ago (+2/-0)

The Amy Winehouse it is!

[ - ] Steelerfish 2 points 1 yearJun 13, 2024 23:09:33 ago (+2/-0)

If one is going to train wreck, may as well do it right…

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1 yearJun 14, 2024 00:11:01 ago (+2/-0)

Best way to contact a brick wall is as fast as you can.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 4 points 1 yearJun 13, 2024 21:04:55 ago (+4/-0)

Pour it out and grab some ice cream.